When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate first. Enter Hunter. Arrogant and a bad boy, yet totally irresistible. Andy soon finds herself shedding her good girl shell to teach this jerk a lesson. Dozens of bets, make out sessions and challenges causes Andy to start following Hunter's lead. Cliche story about the girl changing the player? No, the player is changing the good girl, and not for the better. This story has now been published with multiple changes! You can find it on Amazon and any other ebook distributors under 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys' (By Katie Hart)

Check out the His series; His Lust For Her, His Every Need and His One Desire. They're up on my page and better than this cappy book. Warning, they are dark romances and not for the faint hearted. Check them out! --- *DON'T READ, IT'S SHITTY* --- "You're so cute and innocent,'' He says laughing. "Like a kitten." "I-I.. Shut up," I grumble. "Aw, don't be mad, little kitten." He says with a smirk plastered on that stupid face of his. 'This bad boy will be the death of me.' I think as I try and keep the blush off my face. ***** Summer Reynolds is the nerd. Jayden Vermont is the bad boy. When Summer and her bestfriend since childhood, Carly, run into Jayden and his band of bad boys, things get awkward. And when Summer and Jayden get closer what will happen? Will Jayden stop being the player and actually fall in love? Will Jayden's past be too much for them to handle? Follow Summer and Jayden on their awkward, flirty, funny and dangerous adventure. **A/N: (UNDER MAJOR EDITING!) I'm in the process of major editing and reconstruction. This was my first story and it is not very detailed, has a lot of grammar mistakes (cringe worthy), but I hope you like it anyways. Thank you to those that read**

Some jokes I read, I loved and put them here! Enjoy! Disclaimer: I own nothing

Jordan lives with her sister and mum. There's an annual ball that all females are of age are required to go to. Jordan of course follows the rules and goes, but she didn't know that she would be the mate of a vampire Prince. Before she can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, she's swept into a world with insanely insane people, a bunch of mythical creatures kidnapping her, and her psychotic father coming back to take her away, and her friends just happen to be pulled into the mix. Highest ranking that I can remember: #3 in Vampire on July 26th, 2015 (my birthday, thank you all ^-^) THE NUMBER LIES. I WENT TO THE VAMPIRE GENRE ON TODAY, November 10, 2015, AND I WAS NUMBER TWO WHEN THE NUMBER ON MY PAGE SAID NUMBER 4 #2 in Vampire on November 10th, 2015 #13 in Humor on December 11th, 2014 ONE MILLION READS ON JANUARY 31st, 2015/ FEBRUARY 1st, 2015 !!!!!!!!!! TWO MILLION READS ON JULY 28th, 2015, WOOOHOOOOOOOO It's May 9th, 11:17 p.m. At this time, we reached 1.5 million and some reads. All of my little oreos are awesome people and I adore you all Byezz ~Anonymous =) WARNING WARNING READ THIS WARNING I started this book when I was twelve and it isn't edited at all You've been warned

He looked at me deeply, almost as if contemplating his next move. His lip twitched upwards slightly causing my heart to skip a beat. He picked me up and forced my legs around his waist. Before I could question, His lips ferociously smashed against mine, igniting the fire that had been there for what felt like years. ******** follow along as Gemma, your completely average girl gets roped in by the mysterious and broken bad boy, Astor, into a world she never knew existed filled with danger, lust, jealousy, rage and the Gang Leader, Josh.

"Mine" he growled at the same time as my wolf shrieked 'Mate!'. I was quickly pushed against the wall. I felt tingles shooting through me when he touched me,I nearly moaned in delight. That was until I realised he had just pushed me into a wall. "Don't f*cking push me" I growl out pissed. I shoved his arms off my waist. My wolf whimpered when I did that. My Mates eyes turned black for a second before they turned back to their beautiful green colour. He took deep breaths as if he were trying to calm himself down. It wasn't working. "Don't you dare speak to me like that, I am your mate and your alpha" he said to me in his alpha voice. Not that it affected me in the slightest. His eyes were pitch black as he put his hands on my waist and pushed me back against the wall. Wait a minute he's an alpha?! More importantly my alpha?! Now I know why everyone made a fuss about him. He's beautiful. But I was still extremely pissed that he pushed me up against the wall. Twice. And he used his Alpha voice on me. I looked him right in the eyes before stating calmly; "I couldn't care less that you're my mate or even my alpha I will not be spoken to or pushed like that by anybody. I will only respect you when you learn to respect me, Alpha or not." With that I brought up my knee, and kneed him where the sun don't shine. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meet Carrie Smith, a 17 year old werewolf. She has been kicked out of her former school so her mom decided to move pack and school for a fresh start. She's cocky, a bit of a slut, demanding and quite rude but what happens when she meets her mate who also happens to be her Alpha? Meet Blake Todd, an 18 year old alpha of the Blue Moon pack. He's known for his player ways. He's cocky, and used to getting any girl he wants because of his looks and rank.He's also used to being respected by everyone but what happens when he meet his sarcastic,rude badass mate Carrie? Read to find out! Best: #5 werewolf

**I started this when I was 11. It's in the process of being edited** Avery Collins never knew her older brother was in a gang. That was until they moved back home. She now goes to a new school and catches the eye of Austin Gray the leader of the gang her older brother taught. He's dangerous, charming and attractive, but he's a player and his priorities seem everywhere else but on a girl. Avery tries to stay away from him but Austin wants her and only her.

Just a random list of cheesy and stupid pick up lines! Okay not really a list, because it's page by page..but that's if you wanna get technical! Are you having trouble with your love life? And do you wanna spice it up a bit?! Well you've came to the wrong place my friend. These pick up lines are pretty much guaranteed not to work, but there is such a thing called hope! They may get you the girl/guy you have had your eye on for a while, or they can run off...good luck! Sneak peek: Mario is red, sonic is blue, press start to join and be my player 2. Trust me there are better ones. You just have to read and find out for yourself. I will post as much as I can and sometimes multiple within a few minutes just because im bored. Please remember to vote and comment and if you have a pick up line you think i should put in it, go ahead and message me and I will try to add it. Just an FYI I do not own any of these. If I do make one up by myself (most likely not gonna happen) I will make sure to mention that.