They were shinobi: machines trained from childhood to kill or be killed. They were experienced soldiers; tools even. And that's why you can't blame them for being idiots in everything else. (A collection of short related chapters) "I KNEW it! I knew you had the hots for her!" "I've seen cooked fish before. That's charcoal. I'm sorry that you're culinarily disabled." "And you're surprised that your son gets a heart attack when you leave your arm in the living room." "I don't care! We're watching the entire fourth season of Kunoichi Diaries and you're going to learn whether you like it or not!" :: Cover By: Cosmo_Cat924

You were faultless I was flawed... I was lesser yet you gave more... Now with time, I find you on my mind... Perhaps I loved you, after all.... ___________________________ I do not own naruto! ____________________ BEING RE-WRITTEN ____________________

Okami Akuma is a Goddess. The Goddess of Blood and Shadows. All she wants is a normal life, but can she make that happen? Will the other remaining Gods oppose her? ~I do not own Naruto or the Naruto characters. Only Okami, Yin, Yang, and Ryuu are mine~

In the early years of his life, a solitary boy wandered the streets of a village carved from sand and survival. The Hidden Sand Village. Sunagakure, was harsh by nature, but the villagers' eyes were harsher. They didn't see a child. They saw a weapon. They called him Gaara. Whispers followed wherever he went. "Monster." "Jinchūriki." "The Weapon of Terror." He learned early that silence was safer than explanation, that emotions were burdens in a place where even children bore burdens meant for soldiers. Rejection became routine. Loneliness followed. He didn't ask for the power sealed inside him. Nor the fear it inspired. But neither did he run from it. Instead, he studied it. Controlled it. Made it his. It was the only way to survive. So Gaara closed himself off. When you see the world without illusion, trust becomes rare, and affection nearly extinct. Still, even the most carefully guarded minds can be changed. It only took one rare encounter for the path of his life to dramatically change in the most unexpected way of meeting the lone daughter of an arctic nation. And from that moment on, the desert would never be silent again. (Note: Lots of chapters in this story. Currently going through a major edit, although the plot of the story will remain as it is)

Madeline led a typical defiant teenage life on earth. However all that changes when she and her best friend gets caught in a storm , struck by lightning and teleported into a different World. Follow them as they come across secrets and mysteries. As they find out who they really are in this world while many obstacles unfold as well as many opportunities. The child of destiny, Madeline , known as Ashley, changes destinies and fates while finding out who she is.

This story is about a girl named Rose (Me) who wished the Naruto world is real on her twelveth birthday. Somehow she is Naruto's long lost sister and needs to help Naruto.

(FORMERLY KNOWN AS TEAM EIGHT UNLEASHED) The Shinobi world is a harsh, unforgiving place. Akari Kita knows this. And yet, it's been her dream to become a Ninja, and impress her family, as well as the Clan she seems to inherit no skills from. The Kita Clan is renowned in the Village Hidden in the Leaves for their spectacular Taijutsu skills. And then there's Akari, who ends up pressed into the dirt no matter who she fights in Taijutsu. Despite this, she's determined to uphold the name of her Clan, and to be the best Shinobi she can be for her Village. But along the way, Akari discovers a tragic moment in her past that will change her view of the world forever. Everyone will be shocked, even a certain cool-headed silver-haired Jonin who just happens to take a liking to Akari. She'll face dangers and enemies, but she'll have her teammates with her. Will she survive this world, where one false move, one bit of bad information, can get you killed? Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO (though how freaking awesome would that be?) I only own Akari and whatever other characters aren't from the series. And I own the changes to the plot. But other than that, I OWN NOTHING.

Mitsuki is a girl who needs the shroud of mystery around her. Without it, her life would be much more complicated than it currently is. She was just eight years old when she was delivered to Konoha by her beloved "Tachi-kun" from her abusive home. She refuses to let anyone enter the innermost chambers of her thoughts, and continuously lies to keep them from doing so. She says she is Mitsuki. She says she is Mika. What's the truth, what's the lie? And here's another question, perhaps the most important one in her life-- why must she avoid "him"? *I do NOT own Naruto or this picture!

Alexis' Mom and Dad was killed by one of the Legendery Sanin, Orochimaru. Years later, at 12, Alexis along with her team mates from Team 7, face the Chunin exams and grow stronger as friends. But it isn't that simple, Orochimaru's back for more.