Villain Deku, But He's Just... Incredibly Petty Izuku Midoriya finally snaps, but instead of evil schemes, he just becomes the pettiest villain alive. He steals pro heroes' left shoes. Unplugs traffic lights at random. Changes Endeavor's Spotify playlist to "All-Star" by Smash Mouth on loop. Nobody can stop him. Meanwhile, the League of Villains is so confused. Shigaraki: "You made Hawks' credit card decline at Starbucks. Why?" Deku, sipping his latte smugly: "Because I could." -- 100% Crackfic

Midoriya gets hit by an unknown quirk (are we sure he doesn't have a bad luck quirk?) and when they ask the person who did it, our hero finds out he'll be a mess for an entire month. From baby to merman to angry but cute, let's see how this goes, shall we? I don't own Mha or any of the pictures shown. Cross-posted on AO3.

Somehow, they ended up on vacation together. After a disastrous outing, the members of the Armed Detective Agency find themselves on a luxury cruise. They think they're here on a mission, but Atsushi Nakajima knows the truth. This is all actually an elaborate scheme to get the stressed detectives to go on vacation. Sure, he has no idea what actually happened on said outing, but it's his job to make sure things go smoothly. A job that becomes cataclysmically more difficult when the Port Mafia is discovered to also be on board. Meanwhile, Akutagawa is ordered by Dazai to investigate a series of mysteries while keeping his own presence on the ship a secret. Things start going wrong however when a) his illness starts affecting him more than normal and b) *The stupid fucking weretiger spots him.* Suddenly working together, Atsushi and Akutagawa begrudgingly find themselves spending the trip side by side. Annoyingly in the same cabin, frustratingly way too close for comfort. Bungou Stray Dogs and all its characters belong to Kafka Asagiri and Sango Harukawa Bolded quotes are excerpted from "Hell Screen" by Ryunosuke Akutagawa (the real one).

A field trip to teach students about the importance of responsibility was not a good idea. Aldera Junior High was full of idiotic students so the real question was what could actually go right? Midoriya is forced to take care of his group of five-year-olds all by himself. Bakugo gets to see what Midoriya is all about.

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"My plan was to get more crazy with my plans for Mei until eventually, it went up to murder, in which case you would be like 'Oh no! Me being his temporary guardian is a much better alternative to him ending up in jail for manslaughter!'. And if that didn't work out I would start crying, maybe steal a couple tragic backstory plot lines from Marvel, and guilt trip you into thinking 'Oh no again! Me being his guardian is better than him hiring a man named Ben to pretend to be his uncle and die on the street from a bullet wound!'. And if that didn't work... I memorized the lyrics and choreography to 'Hard Knock Life' from the 1976 musical Annie. I think you can guess what my goal for that was," "...Ignoring the fact that you learned a whole dance routine just to assist your scheme-" ~~~~~~ Or: Aizawa never seems to get a break from the pressure that comes with working with Nezu, now more than ever as the new vice principal of UA. But if anyone thinks that's going to stop him from making crazy changes to the school along side his son- sorry, secretary Midoriya as he cackles at the hero commission burning down in flames, they're dead wrong. Disclaimer: THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY OTHER STORY: Throw a chair through a window and call it a day. Not my characters, this is all Horikoshi. Originally Posted on ao3 under the same username. once again, THIS ANIME ISNT MINE. NOT MINE. NOT MINE. DONT YOU DARE SUE ME (This fic is gonna be on hiatus for a little while longer while I work on this other fic, but as soon as i'm done with that i'll get back to working on chapter 4!)

"Eraserhead, he isn't a cat. You can't just keep him." --- Life's going great for Izuku. He's the closest he's ever been to achieving his dream of becoming a hero. Until the one thing that could stop him happens. He's hit with a quirk during a patrol. All his memories of quirks, his friends, even his own family- all erased. Who can blame him when he isn't exactly thrilled to be surrounded by strangers with crazy powers? His homeroom teacher, Mr.Aizawa, is the only one that can get through to him. But can he replace the family Izuku doesn't remember? Cover: @MythicalSkylarWitch

Heroes and Villains. Such a fine line. A Line that once crossed, it's hard to go back, and even harder to make others accept you. Quirks make up this Society, and it's about whether they're used for the good or the bad. Politics is about power, and it's about whether they're used for the many or the few. The needs of the many don't outweigh the needs of the few. The needs of all outweigh the needs of both the many and the few. Such a shame that only a child understands this. ---------------------------------------------- Art made by @RAMisanxious on Twitter, except for the giant space serpent

Midoriya is a very tactile person, hugging, hanging, sleeping one everyone. Alt. Midoriya is UA's resident cryptid, always appearing and disappearing at will to get his daily requirement of physical affection. I do not own BNHA or any of it's characters, cover art is also not mine. I only own this story's plot. There is no order to this collection of drabbles, but they're all related (maybe). Updates whenever I finish writing a chapter (not frequent). Join our discord server, code is: ZVGSw55 Enjoy!

Nedzu had been aware that many of his human coworkers had a habit of doing things on automatic when confronted with a repetitive or familiar task, but after a display of just how automatic he has some... ideas. I don't own bnha.