Danny Gonzales is filming a youtube video with his good friend Drew Gooden but then they get sucked into Ratatoing!!11!!2!! Danny and Drew want to escape, but things get a little wacky when the ugly rat whose name I can't be bothered to look up starts to have FEELINGS for Danny!!11!!! Ok I looked it up his name is Marcelle Please don't read this

Today is Thom's 100th birthday! All of the former Radiohead mates are gonna celebrate with him in the nursing home! (This story is satire)

One day you wake up trapped in the back of the weezer tour mini van."What the actual fuck" you think to yourself,little do you know you're about to go on a mission of love,music,crime and affectionate cannibalism.(if you're actually reading this please comment something,it helps alot )

rivers never though he would end up with a 5 foot tall british man... but we never can predict the future...