╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ A New Reader .ᐟ ┆╭( 𝒜 𝒢𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒟𝓊𝓀𝑒 ) !? ┆╰ → ( 𝒜 𝒯𝓎𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉 ) <3 | ❏ ⇢ ❝ [Y] didn't exactly plan to wake up in a stranger's body - especially not the body of a dude in a super popular otome game mostly for girls (who knew sculpted abs were a job requirement these days?..) Apparently, some God(s) (or maybe some sadistic devs) decided isekai-ing him into this world, and slapping him with a mission was a good idea. Protect the villainess, the one whose every route ends in a spectacularly gruesome demise? Easy peasy, right? 𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠. Too bad "simple" doesn't exist here. This world is about as balanced as a toddler on a sugar rush, and now [Y] is tangled up in the affections of all the potential love interests. "Look," he mutters, staring at his reflection, "I just wanted my twin sister back, not become a harem anime protagonist!" Can [Y] survive long enough to achieve his mission, or will he become another victim in the villainess' tragically short life span? ❞ ┆ ┆꒰⌨ ៸៸ 𝐒𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦 ? :: (𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧) !! ╰ .☆ 𝒮𝑒𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 .ᐟ

♬¦| Let's be honest, everyone simps for Kim Dokja, the chosen one, the breaker of the apocalypse! But some of us take it to a whole new level. Me? I may have written a 50,000-word Dokja fanfiction, cosplayed every single outfit (including the questionable ones), and named my goldfish "Constellation of Kindness." So, guess whose ass the glorious universe decided to isekai into the actual ORV world? Brace yourselves for epic entrances that scream "notice me, Dokja!", motivational speeches delivered in a fangirl screech, and enough Dokja-themed merchandise to open a Dokja shrine (because priorities). 💅 Just don't get in my way, Mr. Resting Grump Face (Yoo Joonghyuk, I presume), because my mission is to be Dokja's ultimate hype squad leader...from another world! Join this self-aware Dokja simp on a hilarious journey through alternate realities, where fangirling becomes a competitive sport, the fourth wall gets demolished, and secondhand embarrassment reaches legendary proportions.

╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝗔𝘀𝗮'𝘀 𝗔𝘀𝘆𝗹𝘂𝗺. ╭━━━━━━ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗿 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹? ╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝗔 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁 .ᐟ ┆╭( 𝓐 𝓓𝓸𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻 ) !? ┆╰ → ( 𝓐𝓷 𝓤𝓷𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓷𝓮 ) | ❏ ⇢ ❝ The patients scream. The Doctor smiles. And you, well... let's just say your mind is the next to unravel. Inside the labyrinth of shattered thoughts, every step could lead to enlightenment... or madness. Will you be cured or consumed by my world? ┆ ╰ ─𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕, 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏'. ⍤

❝ 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙜𝙪𝙮 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚? 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙... 𝙃𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝. 𝙔𝙚𝙩. (🥰) ❞ ╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 .ᐟ ┆╭( 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓯 𝓪𝓷 𝓮𝓵𝓯 ) !? ┆╰ → ( 𝓐 𝓷𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓭𝔂 ) <3 | ❏ ⇢Meet [Your Name], the extra female character who somehow slipped through the cracks of the narrative and into the world of "𝗞𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗢𝗳 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜𝗿𝗼𝗻". Despite never getting a shoutout in the novel, you hold a special place in the heart of the "𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗰𝘂𝗺" also known as "𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗮𝗻" better known as "𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗼𝘄𝗱𝘆 𝗗𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗱" - yes, that's right, 𝗟𝗹𝗼𝘆𝗱 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮, the chaotic disaster of a man you've adored since childhood. - 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚! You're not just any ordinary childhood-best-freind-simp; you're a full-blown, chaos-loving, heart-eyed disaster in love with him! While everyone else in the story is busy plotting world domination or other equally dramatic things, you're busy planning your next ridiculous scheme to win Lloyd's heart-like dressing up as a houseplant during a party just to get his attention. Get ready for hilariously awkward encounters, wild misadventures, and maybe a few side-eye glances from the actual main characters who have no idea what to do with your chaotic energy. Will you finally break through Lloyd's thick skull, or will your dreams of a perfect romance be as unattainable as finding the last slice of pizza at a party? (😔)

❝ 𝙄 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙙, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧, 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙇𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙙, 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣! (😤) ❞ ╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 .ᐟ ┆╭( 𝓐𝓷 𝓮𝓵𝓯 ) !? ┆╰ → ( 𝓐 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓷𝓮 ) <3 | ❏ ⇢Imagine being at death's door, your life flashing before your eyes, when suddenly, you're (a̶̶c̶̶c̶̶i̶̶d̶̶e̶̶n̶̶t̶̶a̶̶l̶̶l̶̶y) saved by the most chaotic, disaster-prone man you've ever seen: 𝗟𝗹𝗼𝘆𝗱 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮. For [Your Name], a male elf from the Everglow Forest, this wasn't just a life-saving moment - 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧, 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙡, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧. From day one, he declared Lloyd his one and only, and nothing - 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙙'𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮, 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 - will stop him from being the perfect, loving househusband Lloyd never asked for. Can you prove that love (a̶̶n̶̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶̶h̶̶o̶̶l̶̶e̶ ̶l̶̶o̶̶t̶ ̶o̶̶f̶ ̶s̶̶i̶̶m̶̶p̶̶i̶̶n̶̶g) conquers all, or will you simply drive Lloyd up the wall? (😭)

५֒ 🍁ִ߭ ᭡ 𓂃ּ What ? . . . ╰──╮꒰ 🌱 Landing a job as the new assistant to Yevgeny Vissarionovich Bogdanov, the notoriously ruthless CEO of Zemlya Corp, was supposed to be [Your Name]'s golden ticket. All he had to do was endure a few months of this boss's cruel, death-glare-inducing ways, collect his paycheck, and maybe dodge the occasional thrown coffee mug. Simple, right? Wrong. Because the first question the very same Employer asks him in the interview isn't "What are your qualifications?" or "Do you have experience?" It's: "So... are you gay?" Was that... Was that even an actual interview question?! But, to be honest, who really cares about that when the money's good and the CEO's, well... hot? (😍) Turns out, the payment isn't the only thing that's going to leave this rookie secretary breathless.