weasley twins oneshots! writing is horrifying, please forgive me

warning: smut and other mature themes elusive (adj.) something or someone that is difficult to find, describe or remember. After Cosette O'Connor spent years trying to move on from the Battle of Hogwarts, she realizes that she pushed away the only person who could help her to feel whole again. Between the lines of heartbreak and lust, Cosette needs to decide between reuniting with her first love or exploring a new love she never expected to find. DISCLAIMER - All original Harry Potter character credit goes to J.K. Rowling RANKINGS #1 in Fred - 04/20/2021 #1 in Ron - 04/19/2021 #1 in Weasley - 04/12/21 #1 in Joke - 03/28/21

You enjoy your job at the infamous Nyx Lounge on the wizard side of London. It's fun, empowering, flexible, and pays especially well - even more so on the night of the Quidditch World Cup. Fred and George Weasley, the owners of said strip club, made it clear that they only wanted the best of the best on the stage that night. Their mates deserved proper entertainment after such a stressful match, and that's exactly what they would get. With all of their business endeavors growing more and more successful, they had little to do with who was on their payroll these days. It's safe to say they were just as surprised as you were when you stepped into the spotlight; them being your childhood enemies, and you being their very, very favorite victim. ✨18+ Only✨ Slight enemies to lovers trope. Not a slow burn. Almost immediate fluff and smut. Very little angst. NOOOOO TWINCEST.

Eva Malfoy has been best friends with the Weasley twins since her second year at Hogwarts. During her 4th year, her red headed best friends become something more. Much to her brothers annoyance. FRED DOES NOT DIE IN THIS BOOK. This story will go up into the final battle of Hogwarts. I may decide to do a second book about what happens after. Would also just like to make it clear that this book is about the characters not the actors who play them.

Hazel Taylor is in her seventh year at Hogwarts. Things with Voldemort are escalating, and Umbridge is not helping anything. She's just trying to survive the year and make it through her Newts. But things don't exactly go as planned for this Hufflepuff. The infamous Gryffindor twins take a shine to her. *This is NOT a poly story. But you have to read to find out who Hazel ends up with! ** I do not own any of the original Harry Potter characters or settings.