Bruh... From award winning author, Chris Ganz, comes the newest, totally legit, totally not pushed/dubiously funded, New York Times 1# bestseller! Beloved Motörhead drummer, Phil "Philthy Animal" Taylor, finds himself in a predicament when he realizes BTS has dominated the world, and the music scene. And it's Philthy's job to dominate the music scene, not some girly UwU guy. So, Philthy rallies a Motley Crue of misfits: Pingu, Ice Age Baby, Wilma Flintstone, and Bill "Willy" Cunningham the Cybertruck to take down this perverse, and deeply cringe musical trend of K-Pop. The brave group travels far and wide, looking for Korea, but on their way, a shocking truth is revealed. With the paradigm shifting, and the world barely hanging in the balance, the group must now make their way back to Cincinnati, for the final battle, because... Only In Ohio. Can Philthy and frens possibly save humanity from the evils of K-Pop and politicians? As Asia once said, Only Time Will Tell... Rated M for Mogging, Ratioing, Roasting, and Xtreme Sigma Behaviour. Soyboys will cry.

Amelia is back and with her own band, She is a Electric Guitarist, her friends are also in, Kat is a drummer, Cherri is a Singer, and Rose is the bassist, Queens of Maddness is getting somewhere...Until her old friends C.C. Rikki and Bobby show up. After being asked to Open up for the Guys, Melly is against it, but seeing her friends again makes her do it, but one Problem. Bret Michael's. Her ex, Yeah they agreed to just be friends, but it's kinda awkward, especially when another guy starts having feelings for her, when they are supposed to be just friends. C.C. DeVille is being mysteriously quiet around Melly, she wonders if something's up, when she finds out his cocaine addiction is getting worse, he begs her not to tell the Guys. Her world gets turned as she starts wondering Why she came back anyway.

Amelia Heart is the girlfriend of the lead Singer for Poison Bret Michaels, They go to L.A to try and make it big time, Amelia always forgiving Bret, but also getting her heart broken along the way, Rikki Rockett drummer for Poison hates seeing the girl that has always been like a sister get her heart broken so many times by his best friend. They have to search for a new guitarist when the old one goes away, Bret and Amelia see one C.C. DeVille in a bar, and she makes friends with him, Bobby knows Bret is trying to quit cheating on Amelia, so does Rikki, but Amelia can only take so much. Book #1 in: The Poison Series.

*on hold because i feel like it was done wrong so i may re write it *Rory is the sister of CC Deville , and he joined poison only a year ago. She is with the entire band 24/7 . She fell for Bobby, but will CC approve or will Rory and bobby break?

What if the famous band Queen had a group chat? Would they create some mess? What on earth would they even talk about? #1 in Deacury 29/04/19 (THANKS GUYS ╰(*'︶'*)╯♡) #1 in Dealor 05/05/19 (AH-) #1 in Queenband 03/11/19 (HDKADHSK help I'm dying) #1 in Frian 17/11/19 (Guys I'm literally crying) #1 in Maylor 21/09/21 (WHAT REALLY???? THANK YOU) Also warning: Gay disasters

I take requests. Smut and Fluff Most of these take place in the 70s.

(COMPLETED) WARNING: my cringy 13 year old self wrote this... Basically all my favourite Queen funny moments/references that "Queenies" will get. Aka. Why I love them (NOT A FAN FIC/IMAGINES BOOK) In this book... •Queen Being Iconic~Disco Deaky, Rogerina, Rog f*cking cars(I'm joking),Bri & the red special, iconic moments/pics & gifs, etc •Band Member Appreciation •Queen Memes •Everyone fangirling/fanboying •70s Queen •Cute/hot Queen pictures •Fan Art Fridays Etc (i do not own any pictures, videos, gifs i use in this book unless stated otherwise) This whole book is basically queen trash,,,pls join our cult thanks Started: 2018 Finished: 2022

Are YOU searching for a book filled with funny facts about the legends that are Queen? Well say no more! For I have put together some hillarious, adorable and charismatic facts; facts not only guaranteed to blow your mind, but brighten up your life, and I bet after reading them, you'll love Queen even more than you already do. Number 3 in Queenband, number 5 in Borhap and Number 2 in Iminlovewithmycar; vote and comment guys!

what the title says. 😊😊

just a collection of short stories where I hang out with your favorite bands. 🤩