Every day I'll be posting a new tip for girls. Some maybe helpful and others just for humour.

Price Bigg + Jeremy Smalle = Best Friends. If Price Bigg x Googly Eyes at his best friend = ALWAYS and Jeremy Smalle + Basic Comprehension Skills = Syntax Error, solve the following problem: Price Bigg can't quite solve his goofy best friend, Jeremy Smalle, amateur high school swimmer and professional alien conspiracy theorist. He devices the equation A+B=4(x) to try and solve him, but he can't quite complete, or solve it. Jeremy thinks he may have made another mistake by suggesting that his newly out friend take Jeremy on a date. Everything's coolio and majorly fabuloso at first. But then the hand holding and the constant math jokes and the standing so close to each other start to make him think he's the biggest idiot ever. He can't quite tell why he feels so strange about them. He expresses this feeling with the equation fu=x. Task: Solve for X. Round your answer to the nearest heartbeat.

Right, so one day I sat down to film the boyfriend tag with my boyfriend and it made me remember how I came to meet him in the first place. The tag was supposed to be a fun thing, but as I answered the questions (there were 30) , as I felt his heartbeat beside me, I remembered why I chose him. Why I'm with him. Why I love him. I want to share our little story with you, because I want you to know that the right person is out there, even if you don't feel like it. I know our story isn't any Disney-esque fairytale, but I think it's very special. In it's own way My name is Aurora, by the way (Spin-off to HABB, but can be read alone)

Arrested for a crime he didn't commit, eighteen year old Riley Parker is thrown into a maximum security prison to carry out his sentence. He expected a cold hard life, filled with danger and uncertainty, what he didn't expect was his cell mate Nathaniel Grayson; he was gorgeous and more than a little frightening but Riley soon finds himself feeling much more than attraction for this hard man, only, you can't fall in love in prison..can you? ALL NAMES,PLACES etc USED IN THIS NOVEL ARE PURELY FICTIONAL. NB: NOT YOUR AVERAGE PRISON SETTING. THIS NOVEL HAS BEEN PUBLISHED and is now AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE at select online stores (links on my profile). Cover design by: Ally_the_Secret Ninja

#37 ON CHICKLIT 3/9/15 Avery Winters still isn't over her college love, Dominic Brown. It may be over three years since she last saw him, but she still remembers it like it was yesterday. In an attempt to move on with her life, Avery decides to write down her and Dominic's love story, from the bad to the beautiful. Looking back on her college years, Avery relives her first year away from home, reminisces on all the lessons she has learned, and the ups and downs of first love. But when Avery finishes her story will she finally be ready to move on? or will she long for her college days and Dominic more than ever? My beautiful cover was made for me by the lovely bellexrosa

Once upon a time, In land far far away (lol Australia), There lived a boy And a girl. Her name was Eleanor Bridges, His was Damien Clarke. And, For petty reasons, This boy called this girl Princess. To mock her, Annoy her, And infuriate her. She preferred the more traditional nickname of 'Di*k" to refer to him. They met by chance, Much to both their dismays, But after that first glance, They always seemed to cross pathways. He glared at her at first, She yelled at him to no ends But when the fire would calm They accepted each other as -meh- friends After the many chance meetings And the many rude greetings They learnt to tolerate each other Shocklingly, they didn't mind one another. Once they were enemies, Then those feelings began to fade Only to make their relationship More confusing by the day. Of Course there are other in their lives, That kept shattering their laughter, Because of these other people it seemed impossible To dream of 'happily ever after' Once this boy called her Princess As a joke, A lie, An insult. But as time passed Slowly, at last, He began to belive in Fairy Tales She slowly saw him as a Prince, Too But there is always a witch, And the bad guys Even in the most real of all Fairy Tales And there isn't always, Happily Ever After

"He's a bad boy. He's bad news" Abigail Antonias was warned as soon as she entered her fourth high school that a particular boy named Nathaniel Reece was the definition of a bad boy, and is best to just avoid. But that just made Abigail's curiousity peak. What could be so 'Bad' about him? And sometimes, the worst decisions are the best ones. (Note: Not totally cliche, believe me)

Tyler Lewis is a 17-year-old openly gay boy who's been heartbroken so many times. After finding a new "love" his parents were afraid that his heart would break again. Meeting his new partner, his parents weren't pleased, however, Tyler insisted on continuing to see the other man. Fed up with his attitude, his parents desperately tried to look for a way out. A few days later, Tyler's parents received a call from one of their old college friends. The Young family was composed of Hunter, their eldest son Hunter (age 28) and their youngest son Nathan (age 21). The situation with Tyler brought up old agreements between his parents and the Young family. It was the agreement that, when the time came, The Lewis' eldest child would marry the Young's eldest child. Unfortunately, they didn't anticipate both of them to be boys, but this didn't seem to be a problem to both parties. Tyler and Hunter hated the idea, but that wasn't the biggest problem. The biggest problem was that Hunter was as straight as a pole. *** WARNING *** This book contains relationships between two men. At some points in the story, there will be [R] rated content that will not be suitable for minors. Please read at your own risk! *** EDITING IN PROGRESS ***

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