y/n gets kidnapped by the table of her dreams. *sequel to The Kitchen Table.* tw: talks a lot about misogyny 😭 i wrote this at 2am😋*SATIRE*

what happens when sofia smith falls in love with a kitchen table?😨😨😨 *SATIRE* includes some pretty crazy shit "Fuck me daddy table!" ‼️cw: vulgar language and smut