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𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙵𝙰𝙻𝚂𝙴!! 𝙸𝚃𝚂 𝙶𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝚇𝙱 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 : 𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘶𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘴, 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 15 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘦. 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.. 𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭'𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘋𝘢𝘺𝘷𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭.. 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.

𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 | 𝐍𝐀𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 bxb

𝖨 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗀𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾, 𝗇𝗈. 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗂𝗍'𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗂𝖿 𝗐𝖾 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗒 𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾. 𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖺𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗇'𝗍 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 '𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽.

"𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜, 𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚í."

"𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘣𝘦, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘶𝘺." 𝐌𝐑.𝐈𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

"𝖨𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇' 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖽 " 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝖾𝖽, 𝗄𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗋𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗉𝗈𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖾𝗇𝗀𝖺𝗀𝖾.

"𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞." "𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐰𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭."

"𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝, 𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝?" 𝐊𝐕 𝐱 𝐊𝐃𝐆 𝐱 𝐊𝐆