What am I doing with my life... Just two gay robots doin' it. This is for comedy purposes, and I tried to make as many technological references as I could. XD Special thanks to @Th3Hoodi3Ninja for the idea!

"Are you okay?" a female asked getting out of her blue ford-150 truck. Sookie couldn't make out who the person was only the black military boots when she got close. "Hey, stay with me," the female said, just as Sookie eyes closed.

Clover Green is the Omega of the Blue Moon Pack. Nobody is kind to her except her vampire best friend Kyane and the third in command.of her pack, Johnny. However she is different, special even, compared to all other omegas. She has powers. People could use her for her powers so Clover has kept it a secret for as Long as she can remember. Only her best friends know about this power. But now there's a problem.... Logan Willliams. Logan Willliams is the Alpha of Alphas and is rumored to not have a mate for he is cold and heartless and all know it. However Logan will not give up in his search for his mate. He has been everywhere except to the smallest pack in the world, The Blue Moon Pack. He has become principal of the school in their territory and that's how he met her, his one and only mate, in the hands of another.

Waking up in a coffin with little to no memory of who I was wasn't exactly easy. Not knowing that my life was already plunged into the Supernatural world wasn't easy either. But finding out that the person who saved me from dying was a clue to remembering my past? That was the hardest thing since I woke up, nearly dead, in a coffin. Picture credit: Rondell Melling (found on Pixabay) Cover credit: me

"You know you can't resist me much longer." He continued to trail kisses down my neck and jaw. I bit my lip to keep a moan from escaping. "I am your mate and Alpha, I order you to not touch any male or flirt with them." "In case you have forgotten, I'm a rogue, I don't have to listen to you." The alpha growled and I couldn't stop the smirk from forming on my lips. He pushed me harder onto the wall and moved closer so every inch of our bodies were touching. It took every ounce of strength I had to stop myself from jumping him right there. He moved his hand to caress my cheek and I found myself leaning into his touch. "When I first laid my eyes on you, you were mine. If I see any male looking at you inappropriately or longer than necessary, that will be the last thing they see. You are mine and only mine. I'm not one to share what belongs to me."

Veronica (Ronnie) never has done well with rules or alphas so having the Strictest Alpha as her mate should be interesting. Ronnie will show the alpha he can be strict and find while the alpha will teach Ronnie how to love and to follow the rules.

When Arianna saves Zayn from being killed, she enters one directions life, and wont be forgotten! There is drama and heartbreak and ACTIONNNNNNNN! Also UNICORNNNNNNSSSSS! IKIDS, I kids ahahah, it is good though xxx Peace out Girl Scouts! Xx

*Warning* This story contains violence, abuse, and sexual content. Do not read if you are triggered or not comfortable with this. © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

Emma van der Bilt is clever, snarky, and spoiled rotten. William Knight is cocky, impatient, and slightly dimwitted. So how exactly did Will manage to kidnap Emma and her best friend twice and live to talk about it? *** "What the hell-" I screeched. "Good morning, sunshine." I looked up in alarm and saw the smirking face of my kidnapper. His face would have made me a lot angrier had it not been terribly swollen, thanks to yours truly. "I'd say good morning, but judging by the boner on your face, I'd say you weren't having such a good morning." His self-satisfied smirk fell almost instantly, and his partner-in-crime laughed out loud from the driver's seat. "Actually," he said, "I'm having a pretty good morning. My luck's about to change. You wanna know why?" I didn't answer. "I'll tell you why. I've successfully kidnapped the daughter of one of the richest men in the country." "Don't start counting your lucky stars just yet. This isn't over yet," I snapped. "Isn't it?" he asked, raising the eyebrow above his good eye. His other one remained in a permanent squint, and it made it kind of hard to take him seriously. "I'm not the one who's naked and tied up in a stranger's back seat." I glanced down at myself and noticed for the first time that I was in my bra and panties. Honestly, I was kind of relieved. When he'd said "naked," I'd assumed he meant birthday-suit naked, not half-naked. *** Warning: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and language. Mostly language. I have a colorful vocabulary.