A book where Joe Biden and Donald trump are both running for president.. they are rivals. Or are they..?

like the title says.. I made a fanfic about a brainrot show, hee hee haw haw.. anyhoo, this fanfic is partially serious and partially a joke so, enjoy it if you want...? new chapter every monday (or whenever I feel like it)

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

【𝙊𝙈𝙄𝘾𝙍𝙊𝙉 𝙉𝙐 𝙀𝙋𝙎𝙄𝙇𝙊𝙉】 【𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐂 𝐱 𝐌𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬】 Wide awake yet sleeping, a constant chill of freezing air hung in the air. Stuck in a constant dream, forever wandering with a thousand-yard stare. Unfiltered light of barely complete thoughts invading his mind at every step, where has the time gone? Woke up with this feeling and it was more than he could bear, lost in a glare, gasping for air, feeling like a circle in a square. Without a heartbeat to spare and his mind coming undone, falling or flying, living or dying, he'll never stop. All his effort to rend this veil of the unknown. A voice submerged in a whisper beckons the reckoning. Does he follow the light in spite that it's blinding? Finding bodies on the road? Will he feel his way in the darkness knowing that he will never get to see home? ╚ 𝙻𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶://𝚂𝚈𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙼 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙲𝙺... ▮▮▮▯▯▯▯▯▯ ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯ ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ ╚ 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙿𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙴. ╚ 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶_𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴://𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝙶𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊𝙶𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚄𝚙.𝚖𝚙𝟹 "ꜰɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ. v̷ ̷ᘺ ̷v̷"

I have a story for ugly people that will cheer you up. It's called the ugly barnacle