[ m. yandere yakuza x m. reader ] you didn't know what was worse: working a 9 to 5 on a near-illegal salary, or the blood and broken glass scattered across your workplace's floor. | ONE SHOT | (reuploaded from quotev)

━━━━━ male!husband x 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader ↳ ❝ LET'S GET MARRIED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. ❞ || In a huge drunken blunder, you end up finding yourself married to a handsome stranger. Moving in together seems like the next logical step, but hey, what's a marriage without its fair share of marital woes? HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in humor #1 in satire #1 in crack

⌞𝐨𝐧-𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⌝ あなたは弱くない。 ━━━━━ ❝When I wake up, I'm afraid Somebody else might take my place ❞ ━━━━ [haikyuu x male reader] જ⁀➴ 我打排球真的很弱 Author: 斯诺克

♬¦| Let's be honest, everyone simps for Kim Dokja, the chosen one, the breaker of the apocalypse! But some of us take it to a whole new level. Me? I may have written a 50,000-word Dokja fanfiction, cosplayed every single outfit (including the questionable ones), and named my goldfish "Constellation of Kindness." So, guess whose ass the glorious universe decided to isekai into the actual ORV world? Brace yourselves for epic entrances that scream "notice me, Dokja!", motivational speeches delivered in a fangirl screech, and enough Dokja-themed merchandise to open a Dokja shrine (because priorities). 💅 Just don't get in my way, Mr. Resting Grump Face (Yoo Joonghyuk, I presume), because my mission is to be Dokja's ultimate hype squad leader...from another world! Join this self-aware Dokja simp on a hilarious journey through alternate realities, where fangirling becomes a competitive sport, the fourth wall gets demolished, and secondhand embarrassment reaches legendary proportions.

╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ A New Reader .ᐟ ┆╭( 𝒜 𝒢𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒟𝓊𝓀𝑒 ) !? ┆╰ → ( 𝒜 𝒯𝓎𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉 ) <3 | ❏ ⇢ ❝ [Y] didn't exactly plan to wake up in a stranger's body - especially not the body of a dude in a super popular otome game mostly for girls (who knew sculpted abs were a job requirement these days?..) Apparently, some God(s) (or maybe some sadistic devs) decided isekai-ing him into this world, and slapping him with a mission was a good idea. Protect the villainess, the one whose every route ends in a spectacularly gruesome demise? Easy peasy, right? 𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠. Too bad "simple" doesn't exist here. This world is about as balanced as a toddler on a sugar rush, and now [Y] is tangled up in the affections of all the potential love interests. "Look," he mutters, staring at his reflection, "I just wanted my twin sister back, not become a harem anime protagonist!" Can [Y] survive long enough to achieve his mission, or will he become another victim in the villainess' tragically short life span? ❞ ┆ ┆꒰⌨ ៸៸ 𝐒𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦 ? :: (𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧) !! ╰ .☆ 𝒮𝑒𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 .ᐟ

転生 | ( 𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! alphas x 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞! alpha reader ) ━━━ ❝ Watch out, he's coming for you. ❞ After a disastrous and unfortunate accident at work, you find yourself thrust into the tumultuous world of an old, but completed, Omegaverse webnovel as one of the coveted love interests. But your presence seems to have disrupted the established narrative. For one, why are the other love interests inexplicably vying for your affection rather than the main character? ━━━ [ 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫 ] pictures/images do not belong to me, all credits to their respectful owners cover art: @bonji_dayo on twitter 280324