Sapnap is a warrior, desperate to prove himself on the battlefield. George is a prince, trying to run away from his role. Dream is an assassin, the best of the best, and his next target might just change his life forever. --- Dream Team Cover artist: @basiclollo (Twitter)

*peeking from the corner*

WARNING ⚠️ this fic is EXTREMELY old TW for homophobia, SH, explicit language (includes usage of slurs), explicit in general Random text is translated into different languages and it gets unnecessarily s!xual at times REALLY I am so sorry to anyone who reads this - America is implied to have depression, which is executed poorly. Russia is edgy with extreme anger issues and violent tendencies, and oh no, they're grouped together for a camping trip. This can only go so wrong.

I totally stole that image from Pinterest I don't know the og artist ngl it's been pretty long so 😍 if someone knows tell me Normal. Everything was normal until America came along. (I'll write an actual description here later) - Ah yes, your normal, overdone highschool au, but 10x worse, with countryhumans and rusame(?) Anyways I'm not trying to fetishize trauma, nothing here is historical accurate (it's shipping, that's a given), povs may interrupt the flow of the (nonexistent) storyline, etc gross... written in third and first person

THE DISCOVERY A fundamentally lonesome person, Russia believed he could survive the Academy all on his own but his assumptions were quickly torn down as the Awakening sessions began. With the discoveries of latent gifts and the arrival of a certain someone, Russia is forced to accept his new circumstances and forge the most unlikely of bonds. EARTHBOUND As the Ranking Tournament looms over their shoulders, a sinister plot slowly unfurls, hoping to plunge their fragile but peaceful world into a new age. When the Gateway is sabotaged, the doubtful duo makes their way to the human realm to hone their Awakenings, only to find themselves entangled in something far more treacherous. Buried secrets slowly reveal themselves in the worst ways possible as Russia and America come face to face with their greatest challenge yet. THE RANKING With a crisis averted and new clues surfacing, all seems to be going smoothly, right on time for the arrival of the most important event of a countryhuman's life, the quadrennial Ranking Tournament. As the entire continent gathers together to watch the games, new friends and foes alike are introduced, each more powerful than the last. Resounding clashes of hopes and dreams are nothing but abundant but even these brilliant sparks cannot hide the unspoken secrets any longer. The games grind to a halt at the declaration of war, a promise to recreate the world. ??? to be continued? FIRST WATTPAD EVER! Please excuse any grammar or spelling errors. !CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE! !STEREOTYPES! (?) !HISTORICALLY INACCURATE! !NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE! (None of these countries are made to reflect the real life country) !Please keep these warnings in mind while reading, should you proceed! (No explicit stuff. I don't wanna go there.) All images are mine. Music is not mine. Credit to their creators. #1 rusame 2021/2/15 #1 countryhumans 2021/2/25 #2 ship 2024/1/31 1 MILLION READS!!! 2024/1/29

For as long as they could remember, humans could see a celestial castle in the sky when the days were shining bright and clear. "That's where the angels live," the adults would tell the children who gazed upon it. "If you meet one, they will grant you your greatest wish." As time went by, the stories were washed away and people no longer paid attention to the castle. Soon, it was never to be seen again. That was the case until the night that everything changed. Propelled by the hands of fate, a legendary angel is thrown into the world below and forced into the Present, where he struggles to understand his place. With the aid of some unlikely companions, he traverses the realms to challenge his Past and make amends for a brighter tomorrow, but little do they know, a devastating Future has already been set in stone; one where nothing shall remain unless they declare fate dead. The countdown begins without warning as the world moves into place. With the pieces of the game set, it is up to the angel to make the final move. "He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away." (Revelation 21:4) ! Yes, this is a Countryhumans book. Yes, it is about as far removed from reality as you can get. This is historically inaccurate and not meant to reflect any real-life countries. ! Yes, this is based on very Christian concepts but this is not meant to attack or promote any religion. I just like the story/troupe. ! There will be some minor swearing and some graphic descriptions. (but nothing explicit) ! All art unless otherwise stated is mine. DO NOT REPOST/TRANSLATE MY BOOK!

Poland is a country with an unpleasant history and many conflicts. Now with the fall of communism, he has managed to pull through the difficult times and move on from the trauma of the WWII. Currently all of his cities were fully rebuilt and he himself had long ago recovered from the physical damage that was inflicted upon him. Making new steps to what he hopes will be 'the better future', he joins NATO and starts working at another organisation called the 'EU'. There's just one, small problem - His boss is the very same guy who tried to kill him. General description: This is a slow burn romantic "comedy"... Or at least I'm attempting to turn it into a comedy but unfortunately I've been gifted with a German (also known as nonexistent) sense of humour. If you're looking for a less stereotypical and slightly more realistic take on gerpol/polger, then this is probably the right book for you!