Why tf do people this read this Find a another book... You're reading it aren't you..?

Yall this is a joke don't come at me

I am pretty descriptive and it's basically just smut so if you don't wanna read that, turn back now. I do write a few kinks in here so yeah, it may get a little spicy at times. If you have any recommendations or requests just leave them in the comments or message me and I may just do it. I want this to be as good and enjoyable as possible so if you notice any spelling or grammar errors please point them out. It helps a lot.

READ IT >:3

What if you go to the store, hoping to find your condiment for food? What if its more than just a sauce? What if you come home to something you never wanted to see? That's what happened to Y/n. (Y/n means your name, and will use neutral pronouns so they/them) (This is a joke fic, meant for my friends. She said, "NEXT THING YOU KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE A SOY SAUCE X READER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT " so. That's why I am here, I can't find any.) (also, I am dyslexic so hang with me.)

This is some hard core Charlie the unicorn smut.