Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

{SEQUEL HAS BEEN DELETED}After Kathleen's parents go on a month's long vacation to get away from the bad times at home, Kathleen is shipped off to her brother house, where she lives with her brother and his friends. It's not every girls dream...well maybe it is, but when your usually arguing and fighting over the littles shit, then you just want to get the hell up out of there! But what happens when Kathleen's her past comes to haunt her, and what happens when you like you brother best friend, even though you know it will never work out..

Two years have passed since The Decision. Two years was all it took for everything to change. Fallen Angels and Demon's roam the Earth as if it were nothing. Angels and Guard's protect humans, not secretly, but in the naked eye where they can watch them and interact with them. Two things that should never have happened. Two things that were 'once upon a time' against the Angelic Law. Alexis has been battling her way around, waiting to finally get through to the Angelic World to find her love, her rock, Gabriel. As the years went on, hope had started to diminish along with her will to trust. Time had become nothing but an object; life had become a blur. But after a visit from an old 'friend' explaining how there was a loop hole in getting into the Angelic World, Alexis finally had a spark of hope inside her... on the other hand she wasn't expecting the man guiding her to Gabriel to be one that had abandoned her in her time of need. The journey she thought would be easy turned into a journey of discovery, ill-fated feelings, war, loss... and a fight for love. In more ways than one... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Sequel to Mark of a Fallen Angel

Alexis Gardiner has been through the normal ups and downs of a seventeen year old girl, albeit a few pluses along the way but that's beside the point. She's got loving parents, a typical annoying older brother and a best friend that's been more of a guardian angel than anything. But she soon realises how true that really is. Her perfect, normal life spirals drastically out of control when she discovers the truth about him and even herself. Journey with Alexis as she struggles between fantasy and reality and bares the mark of passion, love, betrayal and of an angel.

This is a Twilight Fanfiction. I use characters from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight (I do not own them nor the song lyrics which i sometimes use). The main character and a few select others are the only ones i've made up. There are also a few other characters in there which are characters that belong to friends that i write with. Meet Gabriel, a very old fashioned, blood thirsty vampire who is just coming back out into the human world after a while of hiding. Does his un-beating heart still beat? Is Gabriel as blood thirsty and cut throat as he always thought?

This isn’t a love story, it’s a love adventure. First love’s a killer, but so is seventeen-year-old Annabelle Blanc. She was raised to be an assassin and taught to never fall in love. She’s at the top of her game until she meets Gabriel Sanchez. Totally devoted to her profession, she’s never been naive. Except for when it comes to love. Wealthy, spoiled and self-indulgent, Gabriel Sanchez doesn’t think past his next conquest. Until he sets his sights on Annabelle. Expecting the mysterious Anna to be like every other girl, Gabriel finds himself drawn into a world of deception and murder. As two worlds collide, will Annabelle and Gabriel be able to overcome betrayal, revenge and heartbreak to find love?

When the new girl Alice Spring, moves across the world to start a fresh, she wasn’t expecting to catch the attention of the school bad boy, Jack Blake. Alice is a smart, quiet, caring girl with a broken heart while Jack is a player and goes through girls without even learning their names. __ “I’m going to make you fall in love with me” Jack leans forwards his lips brushing against my ear The last thing I wanted to do was be the bad boy’s next victim but when you’re the new girl it’s hard to go un-noticed. __ ****Sorry, I’m not good at writing descriptions but please give this story a go!****

I am the man who you met at the party. The one you talked with, laughed with, the man you went home with. I am the man you chatted with all night on your couch, the man who didn't touch you.

"Your smothies will be ready in just a moment" I smile and move onto the next customer From the pick up station I hear a laugh and look over to the five boys who all seem to be staring at me. The boy with the curly hair who ordered stared at me and walked over and leaned on the counter. "Hi Jordan" he smirks at me. How does he know my name!? "We meet again"Realisation smacks me right in the face. "Harry Styles" I grimace, my childhood bully and best friend Fudge Cakes