THIS IS A TROLL. Do not take it seriously.

Make requests but not too many!!! I WILL DO ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR DOUJINSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry it's just I don't really like to pair up my fave countries with each other.....TT^TT

**THIS IS GOING THROUGH MAJOR EDITING** dude i was twelve when i wrote this it's cringe worthy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your mother is clueless about what's going inside of that head of yours. A classmate is out to get you and you don't even know her name. Your best-friend gave into the temptation and abandoned you for popularity. Your now ex- best-friend is suddenly now friends with said classmate. You start to feel even more alone and sad now. Or are you angry? Sangry? Everything seems to be falling apart and you're not sure what to do anymore. But whenever you hear him call your name, the need to be held and loved grows stronger. Whenever you see his smiling face you could feel all your sadness wash away. How could you forget him so easily?

Uh... Seven minutes in heaven hetalia style... Enjoy! Rated R for caution only.

I neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: This is extremely weeby and contains terrible writing, as this was from my "IM AN OTAKU XD XD XD" phase.

Nightmares. Every night it's the same thing. Britain is forced to battle with himself in a world of unconsciousness, and no one can help him. No one knows how. As he fights with the constant fear of rest, his older brother Scotland comes to help, and America begins to feel weak and useless, like he's unable to save the person he truly loves. What will happen? UsUk, with some FrUk and Scotland smexiness XD Gotta love that red head!

I thought of this after learning Russia got its name from Swedish vikings. Most Russians are ethnically Scandinavian too. With that I thought of how they could be brothers. Please enjoy my brainchild of insanity.

Hello! This is where Hetalia characters are shipped to you! Please Enjoy! And I hope you like my one-shots and other things! Warning! This has R18 one-shots. Others aren't really one shot. They have parts. Hope you enjoy my book! Requests are closed for now. I haven't finished the others yet. You can place critiques, but please be careful with your words, my heart's sensitive! And I will be thrilled if you leave comments, I love them because I would know much you're having fun and liking my book. When I will be done with all the requests, there will be a Book 2 of this! Thanks for reading and if you'd like, tell me personally if you love it if you're too shy. ;) That's fine. I don't own Hetalia. Hetalia is owned by Hidekaz Himaruya. Thanks for all! ~Your Author, Vannah

When Gilbert Beilschmidt finds himself threatened with expulsion for his less-than-satisfactory grades and inability to control his temper, he reluctantly accepts the offer of being tutored and joining the cursed Oyster Club- a club ridden with the school's motley crew of delinquents and run by happy-go-lucky art teacher Ms. Braginski. Needless to say, Gilbert isn't terribly enthusiastic about his future experience, but his outlook changes when he crosses paths with childhood friend Elizaveta Héderváry.