There's a small ding and a burst of static on the overhead PA system at Walmart, and then, "Could the four teenage boys in the baby department please stop climbing in the cribs to "test them out?"" Or the one where Calum and Ashton are both assholes and then Ashton gets pregnant.

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In the year 2048, Hellius, the king of the underworld is planning to blow up the Empire State Building. A woman and her friends must find where the bombs are hidden and save New York! With lots of explosions, action and time travel, this book will fill your need for awesomeness.