[In Process Of Editing] (You will notice some changes in all chapters even pictures 😳) After being crushed to death and arriving in hell, Pip is given the opportunity to be of company to Satan's son. Satan having taken a liking to the polite gentleman introduces him to Damien. However they don't need an introduction for they already knew one another. I Drew The Picture On The Cover

5 years after Pip's death, Damien visits his graveyard and uses his powers to revive him. He helps Pip adjust back to life on earth and tries to protect him from any more harm, but things start going wrong when Cartman recognizes him from elementary school.

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A top tier South Park: Stick of Truth speedrunner gets sent into that very game, and by extension, the world of their favorite TV show by god (aka Morgan Freeman) for shits and giggles. Finding himself now in the body of the game's protagonist, New Kid, will the knowledge of the South Park superfan be enough to survive in the reality where world ending apocalypses are weekly events stopped by 10 year olds or will they crumble under the pressure and sheer absurdity of it all? Introducing the isekai victim's guide on How to Survive South Park. Reference Point: The main protagonist has been sent into South Park BEFORE Season 26 of the show came out in our reality (I started this story before said season finished), so everything up until the Streaming Wars specials is known by the main protagonist at the start of his journey. That includes the show up to season 25, the games up to Phone Destroyer, the movie, the hour-long specials up to both parts of Streaming Wars, and plenty of deleted scenes and cut content throughout all of that. The main protagonist will learn more as the story progresses, but this is what he knows at the start. You can also find this story on both Archive Of Our Own and Quotev if you prefer to view fics on those sites.