Do you ever come across stupid people? Or maybe people you hate? We all do every once in a while. But there is always a way around these stupid people, and the ones you hate, when they're being idiots. That being COMEBACKS! In this book, you're sure to find comebacks that can work in a lot of different situations. Just make sure you remember it and don't mess it up.

"Now then." Dark blue strings wrapped around your [F/C] soul. "What do you think you're trying to do, [Y/N]? Escape?" He let out a burst of glitchy laughter. It sent chills down your spine. "Oh, [Y/N], if only you knew..." This is my first X reader so I apologize if it's bad >~< I haven't seen many of these and none of the ones I saw really struck my liking so I'm making one to suit my own tastes If you don't like, don't hate. Error may be slightly OOC because I'm going for a Yandere-esque feel. I apologize.

Hey I'm Y/N and well I just escaped my insane abusive father. I packed my things and left. It was night when I left (same plot right?) and unfortunately I live in a not so friendly town in Maine and these guys tried to pick me up. I guess it was fate to be there 'cause this strange looking figure helped me out. Well it back fired and he took me captive instead.... Just wonderful right? Well instead of hurting me he actually helped me out and gave me a second chance at life. Ya turns out the strange figure was in fact a skeleton named Gaster Sans. Welp now I live with him and his brothers.... Let's see how this plays out shall we?