Fake Tales *ᴬˡᵉˣ ᵀᵘʳⁿᵉʳ*

A collection of my Alex Turner oneshots and short series! ~*~*~*~ 1 ~ Stressed ~ You've got a university assignment due pretty soon and you hit a mental block. It's lucky your boyfriend is there to pick up the pieces. 2 ~ Glass In The Studio ~ Alex injures himself before your date which means that it's a trip to A&E i...

Stuck on the puzzle

The probability of passing through life untouched by its darkness is too small to even feel the emotions that make your soul surrender. This is me. This is Phoebe, the girl in the café. And this is Alexander David Turner, the beloved rock star.