you just suffered a bad breakup and move all the way across the country to get away from your problems! soon you realize your magic is telling you something! could this mean you have found your soulmate!

This is the love story of y/n and the big bad boy aka Jake 😦😈😎 (time doesn't exist in this story.) Coolest rankings: #1 in fight song (March 6th 2022) #1 in Satire (March 31 2022) #2 in Cliche (May 13 2022) #1 in Cringeworthy (February 9 2023)

Warning: If sex scenes aren't your cuppa tea, I suggest you skip the majority of Chapter Three/On the 3rd Cold Night, because I get pretty detailed in the smut department. Don't worry, no other sex scenes except that one. If your a fellow Greg, then you've probably heard of House of Gold. a fanfic about Drew and Danny falling in love, sleeping with the Paul Brother's, getting pregnant and getting married. Filled with twist, turns, a bad plot and some terrible grammar; House of Gold is a hilarious fuck-up of a Fanfiction. I decided to fix this, in my own way of course. I've kept some of the best bits (see m-preg and self-insert for details) but made it more me. Buckle in, because over the course of the exact same nine parts the original author had, I'm going to pack as much drama and spice as I can. Because I feel like matching, every single one of my chapters will have the same title as the original chapters. All rights to the original author for the base of the plot but I feel like I might have done it better. warnings: this contains m-preg (a man getting pregnant), some elegant swear words and enough drama to be a soap opera. {Circa 2019}

whoops my hand slipped 𓇗------------𓇗 #1 in thelorax [ 04/16/24 ] 𓇗------------𓇗 ~ [ Garfield x The Lorax (2012) Crossover ] ~ ! \ SFW / ! ? { 100% Satire, however since I'm extra like that I'll be treating it like it's not } ¿ !! ^ Lorax Approved!! ^ !! 𝙶̴𝚊̴𝚛̴𝚏̴𝚒̴𝚎̴𝚕̴𝚍̴ 𝚊̴𝚗̴𝚍̴ 𝚝̴𝚑̴𝚎̴ 𝙻̴𝚘̴𝚛̴𝚊̴𝚡̴ 𝚍̴𝚘̴ 𝚗̴𝚘̴𝚝̴ 𝚋̴𝚎̴𝚕̴𝚘̴𝚗̴𝚐̴ 𝚝̴𝚘̴ 𝚖̴𝚎̴ 𓇗------------𓇗 Jon Arbuckle lost everything. His girlfriend, his job, and sooner or later his house. Severely in debt and heavily stressed out, Jon decides to take his pets to live with him at his mom's house. But uh oh! Disaster strikes, and Jon ends up driving into the middle of a tornado! [ 🤯 ] Little did Jon know that that one road trip and that one little tornado would change the course of his life forever... 𓇗------------𓇗 "Your fanfic was literally obliterating, your use of words was chefs kiss 💋" - Alice 𓇗------------𓇗 This is what happens when you're bored af and need to practice writing 💀‼️

For entertainment purposes only. Please don't put me on a watchlist 🙏🏼🙏🏼 HEAVILY SATIRE, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. Enjoy! 🤩

Nikocado Avocado and Shrek fall in deep love, but someone wants to intervene. Nikocado and Shrek have to figure out who's trying to ruin their love. The only question is.... who is it?

Trump is Only with Elon For his money, then elon gets pregnant with a cybertruck.

So.. Faline wrote his edgiest poems in here and I'm gonna reveal them!

Faline San drafted this story so I'm remaking it for y'all😘

So, Faline sans original story was drafted so I'm here to remake them😘 Hey-o, my name is Sha gua. Soooooo Here's what happened. I got lost in the Woods...