Alone on a Tuesday night after your boyfriend broke up with you via one single text message the night prior? (What an asshole!) Worry no longer! (And grab your sunscreen, 'cuz it's gonna get HOT.) There's an Eldritch entity in your home willing to take care of you the way you deserve. In other words, the CRT you take off Kris's hands after they knocked on your door one morning asking if you wanted it ends up courting you in the most horror-esque ways possible: channel changes to communicate with you, staticky name whispering when he craves your attention, and shadowy manifestations unbound after an altruistic fluffy goat boy nearly convinced him that "all" Darkners grow "obsolete" eventually. (Hah, what a loon!) But wait, there's more! (The Lord of Screens is, of course, a man who stops at nothing to get what he wants.) NOTHING will prevent him from showing his Dark World form in the Light World. Not even Death himself. (He can SUCK it!)

What if Pomni never got the chance to distract Caine from finding Kinger? What if Caine liked torturing the humans? This is a what if scenario where Caine stops Kinger and doubles down, almost going full AM. It will take place before Caine sends the circus members through their own personal hell. Keeping this in mind, you'll see how he will use this to break them. This will be a Caine x Reader. I have avoided using Y/N and kept the character as vague as possible. This is for all the girlies who saw Caine's crashout and thought, "I wouldn't mind him crashing out on me." NOTE: I originally posted this on ao3 but my friend told me I should post it here too. Which means sometimes I forget to update on wattpad. Please bear with me and enjoy!

𓂃𓈒⟡・hazbin hotel x reader ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐄, 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐄 ↪ as a desperate attempt to prevent a war between hell and heaven, sera promised the princess of hell to give the hazbin hotel another shot. she would send down an angel to investigate if these sinners really deserve a second chance. but alas, nobody could have predicted the effect this angel would have on the damned.