Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

This is basically a book of random stuff from the Undertale fandom There will be oneshots, reader-inserts mostly- And a ton of other stuff Including an ask/dare-box- I'll tell you who's in those when they open but yeah I'm not promising anything serious in this Probably a lot of swearing A lot of shouting Enjoy ;)))

welcome to my little book where i write down some of my best jokes. so waddyasay? look around a bit! tell me some of your PUNny jokes and puns in a comment! peace.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Gravity Falls has always been a strange town, and the Pines family seem to be the only ones who know. When Mabel get's yet another strange boyfriend, strange things start happening in Gravity Falls once again. Wendy turns out to be a secret fangirl, and falls for the man in the white hoodie. A Link imposter starts having feelings for Pacifica. And what will happen when Mabel's boyfriend is revealed as a proxie? Read to find out! (This idea popped into my head while searching random pictures on google. Imagine how awesome it would be if this became a 1 hour special or something on Disney channel! Anyway, enjoy the story!!!)

Here is where you can get quotes that you really want to hear and makes you think! All types of quotes are up here: Funny, Sad, Happy, Love, Depression, Life, Pleasures, Random, and many more!!! Plus I dedicate the chapters to my followers randomly just to let you know ;)

Read them all! They're not guaranteed to scare the fuck out of you, but they're fun to read. Enjoy! These are not mine. All of the two sentence horror stories are from www.Buzzfeed.com

This is my diary. I'm going through depression. And I'm going to recover from it one day. Please stay strong if you're going through anything.

I feel like I might regret posting this publicly, but this is my personal diary...on the internet...forever. Basically, I'm a 17 year old high school senior with a multitude of feelings and maybe this won't only help me control them, but also help you realize that you aren't alone in whatever you're thinking. I'm posting this as teen fiction (even though its not fiction) because there's no teen non-fiction, and personally, the term non-fiction sounds incredibly boring. So...yeah. Enjoy invading my published privacy.