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My Living Nightmare - Tom Kaulitz by winternightz
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He was good looking, drove a sexy car and always had a girl on his arm, he seemed to be the ideal man to every girl's eye, but he was the complete opposite. My name is Taylor, and I am one of those girls he has on his arm. I wasn't put there willingly, no not at all, I was forced to be his pet, thats what he called me, what they all called us, pets "your a fucking pet!" he would scream at me "you don't talk back to me" then he would hit me across the face or shove me to the ground. Thats how he liked it, rough. The man who made me sick at his touch, tremble when I felt his prescene, when i felt his breath is Tom Kaulitz, Tom fucking Kaulitz. "No one stands up to me, I'm Tom Kaulitz" Why he's keeping me around, I have no idea, why he's put up with me for so long, I wouldn't have a clue, I thought he would of put a bullet in my head ages ago, just like the others. He was an invincible killer, an evil man that got away with anything, murder, rape, stealing, just because he could drive. Trigger warning: Some scenes may include rape and cutting/suicide attempts. (It contains mature subject and dark themes such as explicit kidnapping, murder and rape. There's also explicit sex scenes. Read at your own risk. This book is unedited so you'll find some grammatical errors) I do not own Tokio Hotel but I do own everything else, original characters, story line etc. © winternightz I am winternightz! I wrote this story 6 years ago on Mibba and it was a real hit, I am re-posting it due to writing a sequel and I felt I should share it with you guys, will be up soon! :) The sequel A Beautiful Lie is up now.
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The Bet (Drarry) by dont_mess_with_me_03
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Completed✔️ 14 Chapters plus Epilogue creature fic ⚠️⚠️⚠️HUGE TRIGGER WARNING BTW DONT READ IF EASILY TRIGGERED⚠️⚠️⚠️ Everyone in the school, has a high price bet going on about Malfoy and Potter. Ever since the war, they have been even more obsessed with each other than ever before. Potter has also became extremely violent, hexing anything within a ten kilometer radius. Because of this, he loses Hermione and Ron as close friends (still friends but not as close), and Ginny as a girlfriend. Harry and Draco's friends both bet a lot on them getting together, so the boys decide to help their friends out. So, after potions, Malfoy drags Potter into a broom closet. Harry draws his wand, while Malfoy's wand clatters to the floor. What will happen, will the boys get together? ⚠️⚠️⚠️HUGE TRIGGER WARNING BTW DONT READ IF EASILY TRIGGERED⚠️⚠️⚠️
Some Other Metal Than Earth by shilo1364
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Draco Malfoy is bored out of his mind in his eighth year at Hogwarts. After a prank gone wrong, he discovers that Harry's life isn't really that much better than his own. As they try to keep their friends from realizing that they've somehow swapped minds, they find it's easier to spend time together. Becoming friends comes naturally. But are their friends really as fooled as they believe? Complete at 5 chapters; will post a chapter a day all this week as a birthday present to myself.
Masked by TheSneakyOne
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(Drarry) Draco wakes up on his 18th birthday with a big secret he will have to hide from everyone, but it becomes very hard to do so when faced with returning to Hogwarts to repeat his 7th year. Harry notices something is off about Draco Malfoy and decides to put his restless energy to use and investigate. What he discovers twists his former views of Draco Malfoy and consequently, makes Draco realize that he really likes being scratched right behind his white-fur cat ears. Disclaimer: This story is based off the series Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling. No copyright infringement intended.
Harry Potter and The Boy Who Had No Choice by number1shipbuilder
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"Face it Malfoy, you're a bloody coward." Harry's smile was gone, replaced by a menacing scowl. While he was talking, he had made his way back to Malfoy, who was now standing in front of him, seething with anger. "I. Am. Not. A. Coward," Malfoy said darkly with gritted teeth. His knuckles were turning white as he clenched his fists. "Prove it," Harry snapped, glaring into irises of stormy silver. Cover by: @D4y_Dr3am (their art is amazing!!)
Drarry - A Love Triangle. by WrittenInTheWords
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Harry is back at Hogwarts for yet another year with his friends, but instead of the excitement that he usually feels to be returning to his beloved home, he finds himself feeling nervous. He isn't sure why because everything is going well for him: he's doing well in his studies, he's got the girl he had always dreamed of and he and his friends are closer that ever, so why does he has a nagging feeling of worry? Enter Draco Malfoy, the school heart-throb, blonde hair and grey eyes. He makes all the girls swoon, yet for some strange reason Harry feels something more than hatred towards the slytherin. As they always said, there's a very thin line between love and hate. Throw in some problems with Ginny, arguments with his friends, and countless encounters with his nemesis Draco Malfoy and you get the year where everything is about to change! A/N ALL credit goes to J.K.Rowling, as she created the wonderful world of Harry Potter. This is merely a fan writing because she loves the book. Anyway I hope you enjoy. Also remember that this is a PG 13 and there is some language that might not be appropriate for younger readers. You have been warned, so please don't read if you don't like it or passionate scenes. Thanks.
SECRET ADMIRER  by blissfcll
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"potter! i heard you got a secret admirer!" the voice laughs. ALSO ON AO3 WITH CORRECT GRAMMAR AND MISTAKES: "Secret Admirer" by "blissfcll"