Stupidity with me, that's basically it. But during most of these I was and still am very sleep deprived. So some stupid conversations I had with my friends at unreasonable hours of the night, genuine questions I want answered, rants, situations I thought were funny, memes, etc. Feel free to laugh at me, or with me, either one works honestly.

STOP READING THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I WAS LIKE 10 WHEN I WROTE THIS Zim and Dib have hated, well hate is an understatement but we'll go with it, they've hated each other for longer than anybody could imagine. But one day there appears to be a virus in technology in Dib's neighborhood. Dib being Dib, he suspects that Zim is up to something. So, Dib rushes over to Zim's house. Zim was actually surprised to see Dib, but he explains the cause of the virus, and that it is indeed his next evil plan. But by accident, GIR gets the virus too! Zim can't fix this problem alone. So as much as Zim hates to admit it, he needs Dib's help. Can a malfunction in GIR's system, cause a malfunction in their's? ------------------------------ If you couldn't tell already, this will be Zadr (Zim and Dib romance) so just a heads up. Also the cover art IS NOT MINE ------------------------------

After 6 years, Zim starts to realize that his plan to take over Earth isn't working. When he contacts the Tallest, his suspicions are proven to be correct. They tell him everything they've kept as secrets and banish him to Earth, leaving him to die. However, life has different plans for him.

The Absolute was so close to winning. That it was sure. Perhaps it should have stopped playing games and just killed that purple emo. It should have finished them all, but it just continued to taunt and torment them. It brought an untold amount of anger towards them, even its backup plan failed. It was supposed to possess the person that are it's Soul, that damn gremlin, but something different happened. Instead of being put in another drone... it was put into a human... in a different universe where these abilities called "Quirks" exist. The boy wants to be a hero, a disgusting profession, but what choice did the Solver have? "Tantrum! Let me eat!" Y/N sighed, shaking his head to the tail that had grown out of him with those golden eyes. "No." [MHA x Murder Drones x Slight Honkai Star Rail]

Well hello! I see you like ZaDr. That's why you're here, is it not? No? What, did it mistakenly suggest it to you? I'm pretty sure wattpad's algorithms don't work like that. You must have read at least one ZaDr fanfic. Why else would wattpad suggest this? I mean, I suppose you could be one of the few people who follow me. To which I say 'Hello! Thanks for reading my stuff and commenting and voting and stuff!' But really, you're probably just here to read stories where our favorite stubborn alien and our favorite dorky human end up falling in love with each other. I completely understand. I'm in the same boat. So, welcome to the madhouse. Leave your sanity behind as you enter.

When Zim takes an average fight just a little too far, his and Dib's lives change in many many ways. But what will happen when the Irken empire learn of what Zim did? For once, I actually made my own cover! XD

This is, similar to my Christmas One-Shots story, a collection of short stories themed around valentines day. 1-The Love Letter of Doom (Invader Zim (ZaDr)) 2-Chocolate (Phineas and Ferb (Phinabella)) 3-Roses (Phineas and Ferb (Ferb x Katie)) 4-Cupid's Bow (Sherlock (Johnlock)) 5-The Hearts and Hooves Day Dance (MLP:FIM(Fluttercord))

Hey-o! It's starting to warm up, and you know what that means: Summer! Here I've compiled a ton of new One-shots with summer-y themes! I'll keep a running table of contents below. So what are you waiting for? Let's get started! Table of Contents 1- Dip Your Toes In- (Lapidot (Steven Universe)) 2- Ice Cream- (ZaDr (Invader Zim)) 3-5 Road Trip- ((Fatie, hints of Phinabella, Candermy, and Bujeet)(Phineas and Ferb)) 6-Cooped Up (Starco (SvtFOE)) 7-Camping Trip- (ZaDr (Invader Zim)) 8- Marco Polo (Starco with hints of JanTom (SVtFOE)) (Cover is a background from the Steven Universe episode Beach Party. I don't own it, I just added the text.)

Zim and Dib thought that highskool would be great when they were in middle skool. Zim couldn't wait to study what he wanted, Dib couldn't wait for the freedom that came with a license. Zim couldn't wait to join clubs and lure more followers. Dib wanted to make new friends. But what comes up, must come down. Every pro has a con, as they would find out throughout the journey of highskool Oh, to be naive and young, life full of hopes and dreams that will soon be obliterated by reality. Not my image. I just added the text. Original picture by Invader--ZIM​ on DeviantArt. http://z-a-d-r.deviantart.com/art/Iridescent-by-Invader-ZIM-256333516

(This is a WLW story. Also Cyn (infested Tessa fanfic. Also your character is a disassembly drone.) You find something concerning in the the forest...