"May I have this moment my lord?~ " The radio demon purred while holding the king of Hell's hand and kissing his knuckles. "Charmer.. " "so I've been told~" It's ironic how I made a promise to myself not to ship alastor with anyone yet here I am...

I literally have no idea what the hell the name means guys.

a radioapple fanfic (I don't know what I'm doing) ART IS NOT MINE. I could never be that good 😭 May contain VERY suggestive scenes, no actual smut tho probably I'm making this up as I go along I'm sleep deprived so if it comes out shit then the manufacturer is not responsible I'm sorry that was a rly bad joke I'll put warnings at the start of episodes that need warnings Hazbin hotel created by vivziepop, on the slim chance that u haven't watched it i 100% recommend it, its a freaking awesome show with... a wild fandom shall we say

SILLI RADIOAPPLE ONESHOTS/SHORTSTORIES MY HORNY ASS THOUGHT OF (no smut. Alastor is asexual<3...but if you request it, I may make an acception..)

❝ where there is desire there is gonna be a flame. where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned. ❞ ׂ╰┈➤ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, lucifer makes an effort to erase his painful past while his newly appointed relationship coach is forced to deal with strange unwanted emotions. ✦ mature themes ✦ canon compliant ✦ angst - 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓 : 06•05•24 𝐄𝐍𝐃 : DD•MM•YY

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, a feared overlord and hell ruler of hell must work together to care for a child.

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, a deal is forged between an overlord and the king of hell for his blood, binding them together for all eternity. ━━ 𝑴𝑨𝑹𝑲𝑬𝑫 𝑩𝒀 𝑨 𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗴𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝘃𝗶𝘃𝘇𝗶𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗽 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁: @𝗦𝗠𝗼𝗹𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, the king of hell slowly develops feelings for an annoying radio demon after a weekend stay at an amusement park. 【 Start: 02•15•24 】 【 End: 03•13•24 】

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, lucifer undergoes a process called molting, which can be a sensitive time for angels. so when alastor shows up in his room, he offers his aid to the fallen king. (nsfw warning!!)

Alastor and Lucifer have been forced to work together by Charlie, Lucifer's daughter, to run the hotel in her absence while she and Vaggie go on a well earned vacation after the attack from Heaven. Can Alastor and Lucifer get along, and keep the hotel afloat? Or will Charlie return to a pile of rubble! Cover by Pie_cut_eyes on Twitter~! https://twitter.com/Pie_cut_eyes/status/1755646613265998158