"A busy day. Just like yesterday. Just like the day before. Just like every day. As if it never ends. Not like I get sleep in this place anyway. Not since Subspace's little pests have been throwing rocks through my window. They just love to skitter near my feet like worker bees to their queen. But I...am no queen. Why would I ever even WANT to be a queen? That's just stupid. Then again, so are bees. Anyways. I guess a new phighter came in during the PHESTIVAL. Which I won. Thanks, intuition. I knew Valk would win. No girl could resist that little guy in a skirt. But anyways, what joy...I guess. Everyone got to meet him. But why would I ever? The guy's got a statue of himself. Everyone was just in their Halloween costumes and such. Who would focus on that thing? I've never seen the guy, but I guess he's one egotistical shit. Hopefully, I can handle the extremely rare case of Ban Hammer Bullshit he has. And hopefully, it's not contagious."

[First book]-- ᴘᴏᴏʙ ʜᴀᴅ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ʜɪɢʜsᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ɪɴ ʙᴀsɪᴄ ᴇᴅᴜᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴘᴇsᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ sʜᴏᴡ ʜɪs ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ ɪᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ, ᴛᴏᴜɢʜ ɪ'ᴍ ᴡᴏʀʀɪᴇᴅ ɪғ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴɴᴏʏɪɴɢ ᴀᴍ ɪ?, [-ʙʏ:ᴍɪᴋᴀɴsᴀɴ ] 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚡, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗 "𝙰𝚄 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗" 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚢, 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 -𝐥𝐢𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭 -𝐥𝐢𝐥 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟 -𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 (𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞) 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚌𝚞𝚣 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝚢𝚎𝚊 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢!