❝ GODDAMN IT, PISS HAIR ! I'M NOT YOUR CHAUFFEUR ! ❞ ━━━ a certain blond will do anything to get his cat back, even if it means barging into a stranger's car. [ mikey x fem!reader ] [ modern au ]

❝ WE MAKE EACH OTHER ALIVE. DOES IT MATTER IF IT HURTS ? ❞ ━━━ a world where soulmates aren't connected by a red string, a matching tattoo, or a word, but rather - by their injuries, their disfigurements, and their wounds. [ xiao x fem!reader ] [ soulmate au ] ━ mentions of self-harm, suicide, overdose and abuse. ━ heavy angst.

❝ I AM A DECEASED, FEARSOME ENTITY, AND YOU ARE ASKING ME TO CLEAN YOUR DOG'S SHIT ? ❞ ━━━ the chances of summoning a ghost while cooking a bowl of chicken soup are low, but never zero. [ scaramouche x fem!reader ] [ modern au ] [ REWRITING! ]

❝ I'D POISON YOUR COFFEE IN A HEARTBEAT BUT MY GRADE DEPENDS ON YOU. ❞ ━━━ two rivals forced to work together on a project only sounds good in theory. [ kaveh x fem!reader ] [ high school au ]

❝ CLEANING THE HOUSE IS NOT 'MALEWIFE BEHAVIOUR', IT'S CALLED BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT. ❞ ━━━ al-haitham's friends scribble his phone number in one of the stalls of the girls' washroom, and he ends up getting a message at 3 am. [ al-haitham x fem!reader ] [ college au ] [ chatfic/textfic ]