Comebacks/Clapbacks/Retorts that you can throw back out to the haters and bullies. Possible profanity so reader discretion advised.

If someone breaks your heart once, can you ever truly let them in again? My name is Onodera Ritsu, and I, an editor for Marukawa Publishings, am being sexually harassed by none other than my boss, Takano Masamune, who happens to be the man that broke my heart into pieces ten years ago.Takano also seems to think that I'm still in love with him, but let me tell you, this isn't love! Under No Circumstances, will this ever be LOVE!