"tell them to leave, we don't support cannibalism here." "then why were you eating Ten's ass?"

A poem about how much I hate Hitler.

Disclaimer: This story is purely fictional. Any names, persons, and events depicted in this work are fictional and parody. ✨ Mr. Trump has been estranged from his wife for quite some time. But he is rather happy with a rather young girlfriend who loves him dearly. Will he continue to be happy with her or decide to reunite with his wife, his baby's mother? J is unlike any woman Trump has ever dated. Rather than being a six foot tall blond model, the girl (age about 30s?) is an Afro Latina originating from a Hispanic neighborhood close by Prez Trump's childhood home. She is different, a shy soft girl that can be a bit spacey. Note: ✨Angst, fluff, and a little smut (mature rating). 🌚 ✨Also, this started out as written in the style of one shots, but now it's formed into a little plot. ❣️ #1 in Conservative during week 10/11/21. #1 in MAGA last week of Oct '21. #1 in donaldtrump March '22. 🤴🏼🤩💕 Thanks! 😃👍🏽

After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

(completed) Sakusa farts in class... A record breaking gas cloud of pure confusion strikes the world as authorities try to figure out who farted... Suddenly, two years later, Atsumu goes missing as it was revealed that he had the answers to this very smelly mystery... What will happen next? Warnings: -Swearing -Mention of kidnapping -Lots of fart jokes -Wattpad logic -Oblivious simping -Suggestive content Please note: -None of the art used in this story are mine, creds go to the owners -This story was inspired by two people in the comment section of another fanfic, I will tag them at the end of the first chapter