Considering this antagonistic female's circumstances, the only ingredients needed in the recipe were the following: 1 cup of Obliviousness, 2 pints of Remorse [may be substituted with bouts of Anger and Regret], 14 years of typical Childhood Perfection, and a sprinkle of Eternity. The dish is best served annually, if only to emphasize its rarity and overall peculiar nature.