Craig Tuckers life is at stake, the whole world is against him. And when he thinks that his life is starting to take path, the sudden nightmare of having to deal with a demon bites back at him. He's fucked. ... For 10 seconds I keep my eyes open and Cartman doesn't even have the guts to keep his eyes open on the road anymore. At 5 seconds, the wheels go sliding over the ramp. At 3 seconds I realize that he's let go of the wheel. At 2, I look behind at the cop that brings his car to a stop. At 1, I close my eyes and accept the fact that we're in the fucking air. "WHAM" "OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES CRAIG" Cartman yells and I suddenly inhale, I've forgotten how to breath. But somehow, we're still fucking alive. •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅• A thrilling comedy and romance story about pastor Craig and demon Tweek. LOTS OF Fluff and a COUPLE OF MATURE SCENES YALL!!🤘 (characters are 20+ in their adult lives) NO smut. I hope you guys don't mind the few spelling mistakes, this is around 300 pages and it gets exhausting to edit 😭 THESE ARE ADULTS!!!!!!! ❤️ Enjoy ❤️ •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅•

Kyle Broflovski hadn't seen the outside world since he was 6. He'd been trapped inside this stupid fucking lab for too long but tonight was the night he escaped. This is being crossposted on AO3

My name is Craig Tucker. Fuck you. This book needs a description, and since this is mostly about me, and Tweek but it'd probably be too much pressure for him, I suppose I should do what it says. Describe the book. Let me tell you now, I fell hard for Tweek. Tweekers. He really likes the name Tweekers. And me. He is so in love with me. And I'm so in love with him. He makes me sooooo happy. You should totally read this and just see how happy he makes me. So read this. ~ HAHA IDK IF THATS CRINGY OR NOT BUT I WANTED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE DESCRIPTION Anyway pls read the author's note <33 Btw if you know me from my smshr stories, the older ones, I promise I'm not as cringy anymore