Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

"It's not my fault that dog food is only supposed to be eaten by dogs..." "You can't blame me for actually heating up an egg in the oven to see if it hatches..." "Can you stop staring at me like that? It's not like I did it on purpose..." "C'mon, you can't blame me for trying to figure out where the air vent actually leads to..." "It's not my fault that I used food-coloring as hair-dye, I wanted to dye my hair..." "...I'm just naturally random." And, that's what lands her in awkward situations. Her random ways aren't going to end anytime soon. But, with a goal to get a guy friend? Something's bound to get messy. Let the hunt for friends begin. Cover by Inferius_

Who is a nerd ?? A person who is a bookworm ? Someone who wears big glasses ?? A loner ??? Meet Neveah Gail Huber, nerd of the school. She is not the usual silent loner. She is outspoken, brave with a whole ton of ego. If you lack brains, she won't look at you. Meet Easton Eugene Dale, jerk of the school. In line to be the Alpha. He gets what he wants. Everyone loves him but he loves none. What will happen when the fates pair them together ??? NERD GETS A WHOLE NEW MEANING !!! Trailer By CaptainSwan97- Only Chapters till 25 available, further chapters have been removed.

This is one of those Wattpad rants. I'm going to point out all of the things that are really, really... not-so-good here.

A tragic day when Lacy's best friend Terry moves away unexpectedly. One day Lacy finds out she is coming back for all of winter break. She thought this winter break would be the best, or was she wrong?.. Futurist creations and secrets were all coming towards her. Creatures and mutations of the creation of pure evil in which she has to somehow defeat, but with time, fate, and reality being a lie to all humanity what wasn't a lie in these distant futures. Not to mention unknowing powers and new bonds begin created while all trying to save existence it's self... (An original book, with a gripping story plot. I promise you, you will be on the edge of your seat. You will have millions of questions In your head, while finding out the secrets and new ideas you never would of thought from this book. Give it a read. It may be worth every second of reading this description.) {Also, mature content in 'Clone Secret' is mostly language, and graphic senses. Including blood, and whatever else. No sexual scenes are in it. Just clearing the confusion}

What would you do if you had to fight, tooth and nail, for the lives of the ones you love? Not just against an insane group of killers, but your own inner insanity. Travel with Lightning on her trip into hell. Where not only must she decide if she wants to sink or swim in her deepest, darkest thoughts, but also protect the few she can't live without. Will Lightning's inner most fear consume her? Or will she fight for a strange love, and still keep the people she holds most dear?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

Aria Sahyounie, 17, is the younger sister of Daniel 'Skip' Sahyounie, from the Janoskians. Aria currently lives with the boys in Los Angeles. Aria gets along and is friends with all the boys. Although Aria is friends with all the boys, she has a crush on one of Daniel's best mates. Will Aria tell her feelings?

"You don't seem like a nerd so what are you?" He asked raising an eyebrow as he eyed my black rimmed glasses, thick woollen jersey and ratted converses. I crossed my arms and did the same to him. "You don't seem like a bad boy that actually turns out to be gay but we are all mistaken sometimes." I replied watching as he stepped closer making my back press against the wall. "Your only a little mistaken, I am the schools bad boy but i most definitely am not gay," he whispered in my ear causing me to shiver. "What are you?" he continued slowly. I leaned up so that my lips were brushing against his cheek, smirking as I watched him gulp. "Well none of yours is right because I'm definitely not a nerd, I'm just a girl in disguise." With that I side stepped his arms and skipped down the hallway, only pausing when i reached the class room door. I looked over my shoulder sending him a wink when i noticed that he was still watching me. Things just got a whole lot better. _________________________________________________________________________________________ Lexi Dylan's is the badass the whole world knows but when she's forced to move, she decides to get revenge. Getting rid of the tight cloths and leather she becomes a nerd. But when the schools bad boy comes into the picture things get even more interesting. Will she keep the act going???