anonymous: why you gotta be so rude? alex-burke: no (c) c-araphernelia 2014 !! lowercase intended !! **pls no hate bc i wrote this a long time ago and i hate myself **

A cute romance with everyones OTP

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Christian Castro (me) a normal boy attending middle school, but one day he was faced with a romantic encounter.......with a pterodactyl. But sadly she can not be with him till the day she comes of age and her family allows her. After years Christian is fresh out of college but he longs for love of a mate and not just anyone.......her. Join him on this tale of romance, action, tragedy, and a pterodactyl.