Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

This is a story of how women get over him. Its a story about friends namely Meredith, Sarah and Lia. Its been written as Meredith's diary. Meet Meredith, her mom died when she was young, she is living with her dad, Luke who works way too hard. She has two best friends, Sarah and Lia and she has a HUGE major crush on Michael who has gorgeous eyes. Read what happens when Meredith tries to get close to Michael and what breaks her apart, something so unexpected it shakes her world and turns it upside down in such a way that it will never be the same again. And her friend, Sarah who is broken and bent and makes us want to hope that she will learn to love again.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Having returned to Wattpad after three years of studying, my writing style and ideas have changed quite a lot. However, this book is still my priority! I have edited the prologue and taken down chapters 1-5, but I am currently busy editing them so please watch this space! Meet Scarlett Winter, the girl who's life seems perfect -but is really far from it. She's blessed with good grades, good looks, good friends and financial stability. She was the kind of girl that avoided boys, trouble and drama. You could have described her life as peacefully average. Unfortunately for Scarlett, 'could have' is past tense. After the strange disappearance of a boy in her class, Scarlett's life begins to take a turn for the worse. She begins to see gruesome visions in her dreams, and starts to see the missing boy in reality. Her boring life is certainly over as she steps into a world of horror beyond even her worst nightmares, a place where vampires, were-wolfs and all sorts of other heartless creatures await her. As life itself falls around her into nothing but death and bloodshed, an evil and twisted vampire falls in love with her; but her wish to kill him only plummets her further into the danger zone. She sets herself on a mission to rid the world of these monsters, going from plain Jane to a Vampire Hunter. Scarlett now carries lies and secrets that seem to weigh her down like bricks, and everyday now she is fighting to save her family and friends; but will she get so caught up in being the hero that she forgets to save herself? Follow Scarlett on her horrifying and heartbreaking journey as she discovers that there is so much more to this world than humans and their way of living; perhaps maybe after following her twisted tale, you will begin to notice the abnormal things that even you can't explain.

#1 Teen Fiction | #1 Young Adult | #1 Romance "We all need someone to drive us mad." - The Wombats. He stared arrogantly down at me, a smirk plastered across his face. I sneered up at him with distaste, wanting to wrap my fingers around his neck and strangle that smirk off of him. He brushed my golden hair from my face, his long, slender fingers sparking electricity in my skin, making my knees wobble together. "Will you ever, forgive me?" he whispered huskily, his eyes intently staring into mine. His face was only mere inches from me. I just needed to reach out a little further to kiss him... "Yeah. Over my dead body." I snapped, before throwing my arms out forcefully, shoving my hands into his chest, pushing him from me. -*-*-*- He, is Carter Williams. I, am Lacey Adams. We were once, inseparable. The 'Golden Couple'. The unbreakable best friends, that everybody envied. Nothing could get between us. A part from being tighter than white on rice, we updated our status from friends to being in a relationship, frequently. We were neighbours, which meant our families were all close and even co-owned houses around our town. This, all is, until the day of my sixteenth birthday. Everything changed. The loving relationship we shared, was severed and torn apart. I couldn't hardly stand to look at him any more, without spitting fire that is. Every day is torture being around him. He was in all my classes at school and the window in my room was even directly aligned with his. So, what happens? My mother's mum gets sick, so dad and her fly out. Just them. Leaving me to stay with Carter and his parents, who are never home. We would be alone. In one house. Under the same roof. If I was insane before, I have no idea what I am now. © 2016 by LaurenJ22. All rights reserved.