There's a new student at South Park high!!! Clyde Donovan, a straight D student with golden retriever tendencies, is way too excited about it! The bad news? This guy might just be too cool to be true! He glares at everyone and is cruel to anyone that speaks to him!! Is that really bad news? Not to Clyde! He's ready to make a new friend!! Tolkien Black, a tall closed off and sleep deprived boy, is not excited in the slightest! He would be great if this crazy excited kid named Clyde Dinnervan(?) would leave him alone and quit talking to and bothering him all the time. All this changes when a cute girl named Nickel(?) bumps paths with the new student! "Help me get closer to Nickle- I-I mean Nichole." "Huh??" Story belongs to: (me) fucksurass Cover belongs to: (im not sure. Maybe someone can let me know so I can credit the artist) Character belongs to: Matt and Trey South Park is obviously not mine. (The writing style of this story changes the slightest bit in the fic so pay that no mind lol)