Honestly, I don't give a rat's ass about anything from the storyline. Those fucking capture targets are so damn stupid, falling for an idiotic birdbrain heroine. Actually, they probably only fell in love with her for their egos. Why should I ever feel that they're a threat to my life? I'm a duke and duchess' daughter of a powerful kingdom, I'm smart, beautiful, and powerful. I'm just generally better than them. Yeah, I'll just focus on my work as the heir of the dukedom, spoil my brother, improve my magic and swordsmanship, play around, and kill annoying people. This shall be my new life as the prodigy of the century! This is my own story, not fanfiction. All my characters are original. Yes, like all of the other villainess novels out there, we have transmigration in to a villain. And yes, this is like all of the other novels out there, we do have a Mary Sue as our protagonist. Edit: Okay, I'm done, I think. Is there going to be another book? YES!! PS. Changed the cover pagelol

Satoshi Mitsuru, a high school student in a prestigious private school of Goldenberg. Has everything including depression and trauma. As his saying goes: "I'm stressed, depressed and somehow blessed." Not only is his family well known and wealthy as fuck, he also has the talent to back it up. He also likes to read, and so god said: "Oh how fucking nice, want me to send you to the novel you just read?" "No-" "To bad, you don't have a choice!" *Insert magic and stuff* WARNING: No drama just classic romance harem which has... yuri and yaoi homophobes you have been WARNED!!! (Ps. Sometimes thou shan't listen to one's bullshi-)

I had reincarnated into Remis Xenith, the younger brother of the heroine, who died at the beginning of every route. In order to not interfere with the original storylines, I was determined to be the most invisible background character in the game. While I did hear peculiar things from the capture targets at times, it was fine, they were all in love with the heroine, after all. "Young Master, don't go in the bathroom alone, I'll help you bathe and change..." "Why don't we meet face to face? I want to know who my most trusted confidant is after such a long time." "It would be so nice if it was just the two of us... by ourselves, in this cabin... forever." "Why are you talking to me so formally...? Do you hate me now?" "Since you're my soon-to-be close aide, you should learn to stick by me." "But you know, I won't give in to just anybody..." Wait, this isn't right. Somehow, I've raised entirely different flags from the capturable characters?! A/N: I'm very fond of otome game setups and BL harems, and I haven't truly gotten a chance to write any of them, so I plan on doing it here. Side note: my writing style is messy, this prologue is just well thought out.