I wouldn't expect the everyday life of two psychopathic cold blooded murderers to be different than mine, hell I'll be quite concerned if it was... this is moments and scenarios in the life of our favorite HxH murder couple WARNING: This is for fun Includes Hisoka i will update when i feel like none cannon i dont own hunterXhunter including my head cannons top Hisoka Bottom Illumi containing both Fluff and Smut Illumi doesn't live with the zoldycks

This will be yaoi/smut but most of it will be fluff and wholesome

Illumi has always felt a strange connection with boys. Not In a love sort of way yet In a way where he (Illumi) would like to become one. "A boy? That's totally fine! Its just.. your parents." Hisoka supported him with all his heart ever since they were little. Now Illumi and Hisoka are the most popular ones in school though thats only because Hisoka's the one everyone likes and Illumi Is his weird childhood friend. NONE OF THE ART IN THIS IS MINE!! I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS OR HXH THIS IS JUST AN AU!! I UNDERSTAND ILLUMI IS CANONCIALLY A BOY BUT ID LIKE TO MAKE THIS MORE INTERESTING!! (ftm)

I'm back 😄. After being gone for so long. 😅 Vincent is the top and Rody is the bottom and a transgender. Rody doesn't know and doesn't suspect that Vincent killed his ex, Manon. Also, Vincent doesn't bitch slap him. Also, updates will be every Friday. ⚠️NOT MY ART!⚠️