BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

The resistance is dead. Hermione Granger doesn't know she's an omega, and doesn't know why she of all people was chosen to live while she watched nearly the entire Order die at the battle of Hogwarts. All she knows is she is starving and weak, her magic is depleted, and Lucius Malfoy plans to make her public degradation the main source of entertainment at the Dark Lord's celebration. That is until Draco scents her, and her first heat cycle begins. . . ------------------------------- CW: Smut, violence, sexual violence, humiliation, and degradation, & dubcon/noncon ahead! Also Hermione with people sexually who are not Draco but he's v possessive so they probably die Post-war Omegaverse AU -----------------------------------------------------

Hermione Granger spends the Yule Ball chasing a fantasy. Draco Malfoy spends it running from one. What begins as a night of disappointment, bruised pride, and shattered expectations takes an unexpected turn when Hermione stumbles upon Draco hiding away in the Astronomy Tower. Somewhere between a bottle of Firewhiskey, lingering confessions, and a single forbidden waltz, they discover the one thing neither of them managed to find that evening: someone who truly sees them. One forbidden waltz leaves the space between them impossible to ignore. ✨fanfic written by me: donXstories✨ 🦋features plenty of incredible Artworks🦋 ‼️ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO J.K. ROWLING‼️

A Dramione Only Fans AU Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are both 'For Your Pleasure' content creators on a social media app for the adult entertainment industry. When Hermione loses her orgasm, she goes to Draco for help. But will he accept? And if he does, will their respective feelings get in the way of everything they've ever known?

A Golden Girl missing A Slytherin Prince trapped An Order holding secrets And a Dark Lord ruling. ____________________________________ WARNING: Dark AU with deep discussions of trauma caused by physical, emotional and sexual abuse. Explicit language and content. This story starts out in the midst of the darkness, and shows the trauma, and healing journeys of each character as they fight to keep as much of themselves as possible, in a world trying to take it all. ____________________________________ Please refer to AO3 for: Translations, Art, Updated Policy, Newer Edited Version

Harry Potter was never meant to be in the Triwizard Tournament. But when his name is pulled from the Goblet of Fire, everything begins to unravel-not just the tournament, but the life he's been forced to live. Abandoned by friends, doubted by his mentors, and caged by hidden magical restrictions, Harry finally makes a decision: He's done pretending. No longer the obedient student, no longer the Boy Who Lived under everyone else's control, Harry begins to rewrite the rules. He studies in secret, masters forgotten magics, and allies with unexpected students-particularly from Slytherin. As he walks through fire, faces dragons, dives into freezing lakes, and navigates deadly mazes, Harry forges a new identity: one not defined by prophecy or fame, but by freedom. With Fleur Delacour at his side-not a fantasy, but a fierce, intelligent partner-and Gabrielle as his loyal shadow, Harry's world expands beyond house colors, school walls, and old legacies. This is not the Harry you remember. This is the one who chose to live Unbound. ✅ Powerful, independent Harry ✅ Slytherin friendships, slow-burn romance ✅ Magical theory, creature lore, political rebellion ✅ Found family, emotional growth, no clichés ✅ Canon divergence with meaning and bite

(THIS STORY DOESN'T BELONG TO ME) Lavender and Parvati let Hermione read a muggle article called "25 things a perfect guy would do" and she realized something while reading the article. Sorry for the wrong spellings

On a fateful mission gone wrong, Auror Draco Malfoy gets mauled by a werewolf in an attempt to save his partner's life. When they rush him into St. Mungo's, the only healer Harry Potter will trust near his partner is his best friend, Hermione Granger, the head of the Trauma Ward. Little did they realize, healing Draco Malfoy would not be the difficult part of her job. When he regains consciousness, Draco's impulses are frayed and his instincts keep pushing him towards Granger, the one friend from Potter's crew he'd always kept at a distance. But now his heightened senses won't allow him to escape her and his new and volatile wolf has decided she's his perfect match. ✧ 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤 #1 hermione #5 dracomalfoy #4 harrypotter #2 dramione #194 fanfiction /1.2 M! #528 romance/1.8M! 🥇 1st PLACE (tied) in Post-War Era @ Seeker Awards 2019 🏅 2nd PLACE in Post-War Era @ Hogwarts Student Council Writing Contest ✦ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑: • I clearly don't own HP or the Wizarding World, I just enjoy having fun with the world. • Rated M for later chapters. I DO NOT just write lemons without plot, so expect the characters to be three dimensional and a natural build to everything. Rated M chapters are clearly marked and can be easily skipped!

The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand. A Deathly Hallows rewrite in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix. - Please note that I am not the original author of this story, @speechwriter is. That being said, I am only reposting this story on Wattpad, as some people dislike reading it on it's original platform AO3. All credits go to J.K. Rowling for writing the Harry Potter series, and @speechwriter for writing this fanfiction based off the characters in said series. Covert art: @da.a_art on Instagram Original link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23296162

Eidetic Memory is the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted and touched. To some it is a gift; to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both. For as long as he can remember, Harry Potter has been waiting for the day that he would receive his Hogwarts letter. Now the time has finally come for him to attend the most prestigious magical academy in all of Britain. The time has finally come to make his mark on the world. However, between striving to prove himself as a powerful and intelligent wizard, entering the world of pureblood politics at the tender age of 11, and struggling to determine where the line between being helpful and being manipulative must be drawn, Harry is going to have his hands full. And wait. What's this about a powerful stone with the ability to grant immortality on the third floor corridor? A rendition of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" with some major AU changes. Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list