As the title says, this is going to be a book of Bungou Stray Dogs scenarios and incorrect quotes Warning: this will get very random at times I'll update whenever I can STARTED: April 3, 2022

Dazai and Chuuya were always arguing and fighting each other. But what about when one of them needs help? They say that they hate each other.. but is that really the truth? --------- Chuuya has been assigned to take care of an enemy. The Port Mafia chose him for the job because of his power. Apparently the enemy is too strong for any normal member of The Port Mafia. Will everything go as planned? Or will something go horribly wrong? Keep reading and find out. ____________ *DISCLAIMER* - I do NOT own Bungou Stray Dogs or any of the characters that the show contains. - This book will contain BLOOD, VIOLENCE, CURSING and TRAUMA. - There might be typos/grammar mistakes in this book so feel free to correct me! - This book will contain LGBTQ+ relationships. If any of this makes you uncomfortable in any way, please do not interact with this book or me. Thank you _________________ Cover art: Bungou Stray Dogs Started: 03/09/2022 Finished: 10/11/2022

A bunch of Bungo Stray Dogs oneshots. Cover art and characters are not mine.

"It's either you let my surbordinates go or you see me die. So, what's your choice, Mafia boss?" The ginger was confident as he stood tall and proud in front of the brunette. The brunette clicked his tongue.

Incorrect quotes from the anime/manga Bungou Stray Dogs from Tumblr. Ships: Soukoku (Dazai x Chuuya <3) Shin Soukoku (Akutagawa x Atsushi <3) Ranpoe (Ranpo x Poe <3) Steinbeck x Lovecraft, somewhat??? Others, I'm just too lazy to point them out SOUKOKU IS REAL ○●○●○● Some of these are 100% original, but I consider memes to be public domain, so feel free to take them. That being said, if you consider some of these not being free to use, inform me and I'll take them down. (If you repost this specific compliation on other platforms such as AO3, fanfiction.net, etc., please let me know so I don't have a bunch of people accusing me of stealing it! Thank you!)

Hearing someone's approaching footsteps, the brunette pulled his hand away. "By the King's order, stay away from me. I should not fall in love with a-" Dazai was cut off. "Witch. Forget it." The ginger walked backwards before smoke enveloped the ginger and he disappeared. "W-wait, that's not what I meant..."

Osamu Dazai bullies Nakahara Chuuya a old childhood friend for being a nerd. Chuuya gets pissed at his actions so over summer break something incredible happens.

❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in sskk - 27/03/23 #1 in suegiku - 25/04/23 #1 in shinsoukoku - 30/05/23 #1 in sigma - 30/05/23 #1 in atsushi - 29/01/24