"Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives." -Chuck Palahniuk

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Ever wondered about the Falland Park characters? These are some facts about each one. Note: These are their debut facts.

Shreiberious was defeated by the survivors. But the remaining grasshoppers want to resurrect Shreiberious and build a stronger army. Mervince, Clamron, Markus, Knowledge (Zach), Meg, Emeelia, and the rest will go on a high-school fieldtrip to a strange town in Pennsylvania called Shady Grove, Markus's hometown. But they will be unaware of what awaits for them there. Will they be able to defeat this new, unknown enemy? Or will Zach's knowledge be forever lost, er, I mean will the survivors die from this new, dark green force? Will some stay loyal to the heroes, or will they be tempted to go to the Dark Force? Book 2: Revenge of the Giant Grasshoppers Book 1: Attack of the Giant Grasshoppers Book 3: Rise of the Corrupted Grasshoppers Book 4: Triumph of the Giant Grasshoppers