(this was written as a joke do not take this seriously at all) (In this au they are both 18) Jack met Bill at his friend Amy's 17th birthday party. Unable to get Bill off of his mind, Jack is pining to meet him again. But what happens next is bound to be a shock for the two.

Ermmmmm it's gay and uh yeah let's go oilrose!!! {Where the nanites are increasingly more serious, and no one's got control over emotions.}