All the popular comical stories seem to be romantic comedies... can't there be one that's about two ordinary guys, saving the world from psychos, running away from city dwelling elephants, finding dead bodies and nearly being killed by Mario Miserable misanthrope William and cheerful game obsessive Toby have numerous surreal adventures involving feral elephants on the streets of London, a sinister total immersion game, murders and general world saving.

The meeting between bored and sharp tongued girl Sarah and hostile and grumpy young tea addict Pax (who lives in IKEA) begins an epicly mundane and random adventure of world saving and tea and furniture and possibly love... but thats only if they run out of biscuits.

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I got a CERTIAN Draco Malfoy to read storys about his love life here are the hilarious reactions I got. Yes I do realized I called my own story hilarious.