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A being born from the Five Rivers of the Underworld, stronger than most gods, Feared by many. Always hiding, always there. An immortal being that carries out the will of the Rivers. Stronger than a First-Born of a god. Much stronger. He is made of the Essence of the rivers. But he was not always like this. He was once a demigod, the most powerful demigod. He was respected by many and feared by his many enemies. But a hero's fate is always tragic. His fate was no different and he became someone else. He is now Raze, the Champion and Heart of the Rivers, a deity in his own right. But who was he? This ill fated hero? That was Perseus Jackson, Hero of Olympus. The greatest hero to walk the Earth. But fate is cruel. He is now Raze, the immortal bringer of Judgement. You can call him Raze, but only Raze. If you call him Percy, consider yourself lucky if he doesn't respond. Because much worse could happen to you. Much worse. He has changed a lot and it is their fault. They want him back? Too late.

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Percy's the leader of Camp Demigod. He's the champion at sword fighting and swimming. He's the only person in the Poseidon cabin. But at school, Percy's a loser, a loner. And apparently he's anorexic, even though he loves food. He gets 'bullied', only he doesn't care, never listens to them. But what happens when these so called 'populars' find out about Camp Demigod? When they decide to go one weekend. More importantly, what do they think when they find out that Percy Jackson, the guy they think is a loser, turns out to be the leader of the camp? What's Percy's reaction? AU, ALL MORTAL. Don't read if you haven't read Percy Jackson and the Olympians and/or Heroes of Olympus. Has swearing

It's been a while since the Giant War. Annabeth sealed the doors with her life, and promised Percy that she would wait for him in Elysium. Percy went into a rage, he destroyed nearly everything in his wake, and wielded the Master Bolt. The war was won, and Percy Jackson was again, offered a wish, he was too distraught to think straight, so his wish was put on hold. Sally and Paul tried to offer consolation, but he turned than away, and left them for good. He went missing after that, neither Poseidon, Hades, or Apollo knew where he was. Percy had given himself to the Central Intelligence Agency to maybe do something good for a change. He was too good at his work, and quickly flew up the ranks. Percy Jackson was dead inside, without Annabeth, he was only a shell of his past self. He could hear her voice sometimes, laughing, yelling, crying. He soon became one to follow orders. As the years went by, he gradually eased back into the world, and slowly returned to a somewhat normal state. Then he confirmed his existence to Thalia and Nico, who quickly told the Gods, but only that he was alive and well. Perseus Achilles Jackson, Level Twelve Classified spy, and assassin, is now wanted by SHIELD to be a part of Avengers Initiative. *Warning. Contains dark scenes. Read at your own discretion. Completed: 2014 Editing: No longer in progress. Any requests to edit and/or change the story will not be taken. Thank you.

The origin of the world began with Chaos and Order. They were reincarnated as the greatest hero and the greatest strategist. They finally were released into their divine form as they lay dying in the Giant War. A fatal mistake Gaea had made.

Percy Jackson has just saved the world. Again. And one day while he was hanging out with his cousins (Thalia, and Nico) and his new best friend Jason Grace, the gods decide that they were too strong, and that they needed to be destroyed. Of course, Percy and his cousins weren't going to here it. So they ran away. When a mysterious figure gives them new found powers, and immortality, how will the 4 use it? To rule the world? To get revenge on the ones that they once called friends, and then betrayed them? Find out in too strong. (This is the first book in it's series) WRITTEN BEFORE BLOOD OF OLYMPUS!!

One-Shots on how mortals meet your favorite demigods (Roman or Greek) and favorite couples. REQUESTS ACCEPT DISCLAIMER: Characters: Uncle Rick Cover: The Talented @-blue-cookies-

Oh no! Percy, Artemis, Zoe, Phoebe, Chloe, Thalia, Nico, Jason, Piper, Apollo, Reyna, Clarisse, Luke, and more been thrown back in time. They don't know how they were thrown back in time, but they are going to find out. They also don't know how to get back to their time! Now they have to team up with the past gods to defeat Gaea and Annabeth! Can they do it? What about pregnant Artemis? How will everyone from the past react to the future? Will they ever be able to go home?