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Accidentally on Purpose by numbereddays
Accidentally on Purpose
numbereddays
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  • Parts 68
Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.
Untouched ✔ by _salacious
Untouched ✔
_salacious
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  • Parts 35
"Y-you," she stuttered, staring at the handsome man sitting on the sleek black throne, "you're..." He rolled his eyes, waving his hand impatiently and said, "Hades. Come on, say it with me. Ha-des." "Hades," Ariel breathed out, still not believing the sight before her. Every picture she had seen of the gods had not depicted Hades' beauty. The god sitting before her was not a crusty old man with a white beard; no, he was a Calvin Klein model. "Yes," Hades clasped his hands together and grimaced, "the God of Death and riches; that's me." Ariel nodded, still refusing to believe but knowing she had to and Hades' grimace turned even bitter, "And you, darling, will be staying with me for quite some time." ~*~ Cover: _nymphomaniac Published: 8/6/14
Birdy by altarviolence
Birdy
altarviolence
  • Reads 14,165
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  • Parts 1
"You look dead." I'm not dead. I'm still alive. Don't look at me. I'm ugly. I need to be perfect. Absolutely perfect.
emails from me by softlings
emails from me
softlings
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  • Parts 64
❝ sometimes you need to leave the people you love most because they're better off without you. ❞ // sequel to "letters to you." copyright, all rights reserved. [lowercase intended.]
Like You Used To by rainbowofponies
Like You Used To
rainbowofponies
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  • Parts 4
She was the person you passed in the hallways; the one you sat next to in class. Who you used to have a crush on. She felt a thousand miles away from you, with her perfect life and her bright future. Then one day she was gone. What had went wrong? You didn't know, until you found a picture album that belonged to her.
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓ by arcticstars
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
arcticstars
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  • Parts 4
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!
Dead and Not Buried by makeandoffer
Dead and Not Buried
makeandoffer
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  • Parts 33
Leah Preston was a normal 17 year old girl, until she wakes up and finds herself staring at her own lifeless body. She has no idea what happened to her or how she died, and the only person who can see her is her sworn enemy Jared. Neither of them have a choice, they must put their differences aside in order to find out what really happened to Leah and how she died, or better yet, who killed her, while at the same time fighting each other and the feelings they are beginning to develop. ©makeandoffer
letters to you by softlings
letters to you
softlings
  • Reads 3,224,268
  • Votes 108,007
  • Parts 85
❝ i miss the way your name tastes like forbidden toxins on my lips. ❞ copyright - all rights reserved
Noah and Leigh by colourlessness
Noah and Leigh
colourlessness
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  • Parts 35
A collection of notes, a public library, two teenagers, and zero spoken communication.
The Exhibition by altarviolence
The Exhibition
altarviolence
  • Reads 5,215
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  • Parts 2
A gender study