Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

🐜💥 𝕥ʷＯ ғᖇƗᗪ𝕘Ｅ в𝐨𝕐𝓢 👊🐝 Yoongi wakes up to find himself shrunken down to the size of an ant, stuck inside the fruit drawer of a packed fridge. The only way out of the fridge is through the vent on the top shelf. Yoongi must use his surroundings and tools to find new ways to rise up in the frigid hell. His most useful tool might just be Kim Namjoon himself... Contains: Fruit, Vegetables, Meats, Dairy Products, Wheat, Leftovers (And Yoongi and Namjoon)

What if the whole world starts crazily shipping yoonmin because of that one little thing idiot Park Jimin did in an interview of BTS? Or, maybe it was Yoongi's fault. He, after all, was the one who kissed Jimin. On cam. And live. (NOTE: The fanfic is currently being edited, but you can still read it. There may be sudden changes. And some comment threads will disappear, but are still in the general comments section, no worries.) ► Now translated in various languages. Please check this link to see the list and links: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cFJas7L4VpfjqF2J7tu1QoDmP0hRiauZBOn-cN6mvyI/edit?usp=sharing -------------- Hi guys! My first yoonmin fic so please beware XD. But I'll try my best, promise. ~~Weekly updates (or mabye twice or thrice a week?) ~Cover made by the lovely @BAEPSAE_KKAEBSONG_4 Lots of love sunshines! --P.O.M.E.

Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.

Jeon Jungkook has always been against the thought of marriage, of relationships, of kids. He's never wanted to settle down or commit. As he always said, "People are stupid, and I hate most of them." Kim Seokjin took this to heart, and he formed something with his trembling, bruised fingers that he hoped Jungkook would grow to love. [ cross-posted to aff under 'ExoHistory ]

"Roses are red, violets are blue-" "Violets are purple, believe me I would know."

"I don't want a soulmate anymore."

"You killed me, so now I'm here to haunt you - bitch."

Jungkook ends up with a baby somehow and his best friend, Jimin, helps him raise it while they both manage new feelings, along with other challenges.

Some things are worse than murder. All Hoseok wanted to do was sell noodles... 'O T 7 s t o r y 'p l a y w r i g h t 'c r i m e