have you ever wanted to read your favorite tropes about kam, but simply couldn't find anything about them? well, you can find it here! i'll write all those fan-favorite tropes as well as any requests! also, the glorious ship of keefe and tam (kam) is my absolute fave ship in kotlc. enjoy :)

a short story involving two idiots (namely keefe and tam), a turtle, and the disastrous love story that occurs. (longer summary inside) (cover art made by @HEYDOROTHEA- )