joanthan davis dies and fred durst becomes a necromancer (i wrote this at shcool.)

jon and his big daddy fred fuck and he ends up pregnant🫃🏻 Edit: THERES MORE GUYS DONT LEAVE ME YET🫩

After preforming All in the family at a concert Fred durst was chilling with Johnathan backstage until Fred invited Johnathan apartment, and even though it smelt of absolute chocolate starfish and hotdog flavoured water uwu Johnathan couldn't help but be attracted towards it like when a moth sees light or some crap like that.

Say what say what Jon said after Fred said his dick was bigger than Jon's