Jokes and Quotes

This book is about jokes that may be funny or sad. (Yes, there are sad jokes) and also many Filipino jokes. There are also quotes.

Random quotes?:/

Stuff

Favorite Quotes

just a buncha quotes i like :) i'll add more as i come across them!

Quotes of inspiration

They say "If you are skinny, you're on drugs. If you are fat, you look nasty. If you're dressed up, you're conceited. If you dress for comfort, you're a slob. If you speak your mind, you're a bitch. If you don't say anything, you're rude. If you are sweet to strangers, you are fake. If you cry, you're a drama que...

Selena Gomez Lyrics

This book is all the songs from my idol Selena Gomez. Listen to the soundtrack next to every song and sing a long and have fun. Please vote, comment and share. Thank you. - I DO NOT OWN ANY MUSIC OR LYRICS. THEY ARE ALL FROM THE INTERNET

Quotes

Quotes that make you think in a different perspective.

Quote Of The Day ツ

A place where you will find one beautiful quote by amazing personalities everyday. ~♥~ The Ultimate Heaven For Quote Lovers ~♥~

THE UNDYING | TWILIGHT

When you're the Volturi's secretary, your greatest challenge is staying alive. After accepting the position, one woman decides that she will do whatever it takes to survive. But the longer she stays, the deeper she sinks. Once you're in, there's no getting out. --- After getting caught trying to loot Volterra's city...

Luminosity (Book One)

Luminosity is a work of fanfiction. It is set in the universe of Stephenie Meyer's novel Twilight (and its sequels and companion works). The first several sections of Luminosity are very similar to canon in terms of the events that occur, although aspects of Bella's character, and her internal monologue, differ striki...

Macbeth

"Macbeth" tells the story of a brave Scottish general named Macbeth who receives a prophecy from a trio of witches that one day he will become King of Scotland. Consumed by ambition and spurred to action by his wife, Macbeth murders King Duncan and takes the throne for himself. He is then wracked with guilt and parano...

Julius Caesar (Completed)

The Tragedy of Julius Caesar (First Folio title: The Tragedie of Iulius Cæsar) is a history play and tragedy by William Shakespeare, believed to have been written in 1599. It is one of several plays written by Shakespeare based on true events from Roman history, which also include Coriolanus and Antony and Cleopatra. ...

Eragon ~*~ Glaciem

Eragon has traveled to the East and found a place to hatch and raise the dragons. But that isn't the only thing he has found on his journey. A completely new race has been discovered and has been given the title Angels. (I've decided to insert my magic angels from Aeria into this story, but they aren't the same charac...

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1865)

"Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" tells of a girl named Alice who falls down a rabbit hole into a fantasy world populated by peculiar, anthropomorphic creatures. The tale plays with logic, giving the story lasting popularity with adults as well as children.

Alice In Wonderland

Alice is a modern 16 year old girl, who has always wished for something out of the ordinary to break the monotony of her world. She gets her wish when she follows a strange boy down a rabbit hole, and ends up tumbling into Wonderland. Which turns out to be slightly different than the story her grandma used to read t...

The Dreamer's Curse

Jane's family has a dreadful secret. They have been cursed to live in the world of their own dreams until a descendant can break the spell. From Alice Kingsleigh, to Jane March. It's her turn to bear the curse, and she finds herself stuck in the realm of Harry Potter. Will she be able to distinguish between dreams and...

Untouched ✔

"Y-you," she stuttered, staring at the handsome man sitting on the sleek black throne, "you're..." He rolled his eyes, waving his hand impatiently and said, "Hades. Come on, say it with me. Ha-des." "Hades," Ariel breathed out, still not believing the sight before her. Every picture she had seen of the gods had no...

A Walk to Remember

A fight betwen cancer, life and love.

Mama

"My Mama hates me. She's jealous of me. She hates me. She hates me." Read at your own caution. This is a dark story.

Angel of Fire - the Breath of Immortality - Book One #Wattys2014

The name's Chaos. Chaos Killbourne to be exact. People call me reckless, but they're wrong. I'm more like the perfect storm. Destroy an entire city with a single glance? I can do that. Wipe mankind off the face of the earth once and for all? I can do that too. Born to lead a revolt of epic proportions so the Dark Ones...

Frankenstein (1818)

"Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus" is about an eccentric scientist Victor Frankenstein, who creates a grotesque creature in an unorthodox scientific experiment.

Anne of Green Gables (1908)

Anne of Green Gables recounts the adventures of Anne Shirley, a young orphan girl mistakenly sent to Matthew and Marilla Cuthbert, a middle-aged brother and sister who have a farm on Prince Edward Island and who had intended to adopt a boy to help them.

Romeo and Juliet

Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy written by William Shakespeare early in his career about two young star-crossed lovers whose deaths ultimately reconcile their feuding families. It was among Shakespeare's most popular plays during his lifetime and along with Hamlet, is one of his most frequently performed plays. Today, t...

The Secret (Watty Award Winner) | ✔️

THANK YOU, Wattpad, for the HQ Love Watty Award! Concept: A mysterious young woman flees from her troubled past only to discover it is impossible to escape THE SECRET that haunts her. *PLEASE NOTE: This story was originally inspired by the movie "Sleeping With the Enemy". ...

A Mermaid Tale Book 2 - The Deep (IN EDITING)

Well, things have certainly gone wrong for Tarabelle Johansson. Taiven is missing, she needs to rule an entire merkingdom on her own, the Upper Kingdom could be invaded at any moment and to top it all off, she's pregnant. Yes, the young woman certainly has her work cut out for her. In this dramatic sequel, many new c...

Remember Me This Way

They were best friends but HE fell in love with HER. HE was about to confess but a tragic accident happend to HER and now SHE doesn't remember HIM. HE needs to remind HER of everything that has happend between them. But what if HE doesn't want to be remembered as just a best friend?

Allegiant: Resurgence

We all know you cried over the ending of Allegiant. It's okay, I did too. If you didn't, then I'm going to assume you are a pansycake. So for all of you initiates who wanted an alternate ending to help you cope with your sadness, here it is! I will include Fourtris scenes whenever I find an opportunity, but know I wi...

Emergent-Fourth Book of the Divergent

Hi everyone, I thought the ending to Allegiant was heartbreaking so I decided to add another book. This will be in the point of view from Tobias and Tris but will contain spoilers for Allegiant. Tobias had lost the most important thing in life, Beatrice Prior. He would do anything to get her back but he knows it'...

INSURGENT: Tobias

This second book of the Divergent Trilogy, but written entirely from Tobias's perspective instead of Tris's. Remember all those times you were wondering what Tobias could've possibly been thinking during Insurgent? No need to wonder! All you need to do is read this story!

DIVERGENT: Tobias (Watty Award Winner 2013)

Divergent in Tobias's perspective! Have you ever wondered what is going on in Tobias/Four's mind while you were reading? Well you don't have to wonder anymore. I update very frequently and would love if anyone would read this. It is my first time writing for fun.

Married to the Prince of Darkness (COMPLETED)

Amelia Hayden is busy senior at college with no time for boys, parties or fun. This all changes one Halloween night after she accidentally finds herself at the center of a cruel prank that sees her being offered up to the local legend, the Prince of Darkness, as his virginal bride. Believing the urban myth to be untru...